Suicidal, ME? NO, NEVER! (Not the typicall Chatfic)

Terifying Aim

Izuku's POV:

After Midnight's shopping spree, she brought me home. I found it rather amusing that they were talking about me in a chat where I am in. However as much as I wanted to deny it, I now knew that they all were really worried about me.

At first I was so hard in denial but now it's hard to not see the signs. Come to think of it, I had the best family one can ask for.

Life is shit!

It's a fact and nothing will change my mind.

BUT

There also good things in this shitty life of mine.

Maybe this is what they call happiness?

I don't know what this is but I like it!

This better than what I have ever experienced.

I wish this can last forever.

As long as I feel this, I am willing to give life a second chance...

Group Chat:

CinnamonRoll: Hey guys!

Dadzawa: kitten?

PapaMic: Aren't you with Nezu?

Dadzawa: i definitely brought you to him. Nezu, explain!

CinnamonRoll: Nezu told me I could go to anyone of you and spend the day with the person.

Hawks: Come to me my birdy!

Dadzawa: back of you dumb chicken, HE IS MINE!

PapaMic: Ohh that's nice. Who are you gonna stay with?

CinnamonRoll: I thought on staying with Snipe if that's okay?

Snipe: Kid, it would be my pleasure and I know exactly what we can do.

Dadzu: Great! Now Izu go to him.

PapaMic: You won't show him around?

Dadzu: He knows the blueprint of the whole UA building. He is good to go.

PowerLoader: Ahm... I won't question that.

RecoveryGirl: But I will. What the heck rat Satan!

RecoveryGirl has changed Dadzu to RatSatan

RatSatan: You didn't go to this extend.

Midnight: RG is definitelly the only one that can do this and survive it.

HoundDog: I agree.

CinnamonRoll has changed RatSatan name to UAratGOD

UAratGod: He... he... he gave me a name! I feel complete now!

CinnamonRoll: Ahm, Nezu is staring at his phone and making copies of the screenshot. Is that normal?

RecoveryGirl: That's what you get by giving him a name. He is now your demon kid.

CinnamonRoll: I don't understand.

RecoveryGirl: Did you know? If you name a demon you can't get rid of him.

CinnamonRoll: I still don't understand.

Midnight: And he will never! He is too pure!

Dadzawa: well kitten, go to snipe then.

CinnamonRoll: On my way dad!

Time skip brought to you by a bunny using Nezu's secret passageways to get to the gym where he would find Snipe training with his guns.

Snipe: Okay, who of you needed to show him how to lock pick?!

Dadzawa: What do you mean?

Snipe: I am in the gym training with guns right now and he just showed up out of nowhere!

CinnamonRoll: Bold of you to assume I lock picked the door, though it wouldn't be a problem at all. It's not like it's super hard.

Dadzawa: do i need to be concerned?

CinnamonRoll: Nope.

Dadzawa: okay than.

PapaMic: ... You seriously won't ask more?

Dadzawa: why should i? He said i don't need to worry about it.

PapaMic: That's enough for you?

Midnight: Who are you and what did you do to Eraserhead?

Dadzawa: come to the teacher's office and I will proof to you that I am the real one.

Midnight: Yep, that's the real one!

Snipe: Wait if you didn't lock pick it.... HOW did YOU get IN here?

CinnamonRoll: Check the door. It is still locked.

Snipe: He is right!

UAratGOD: Izuku can you explain and lift the mystery.

CinnamonRoll: If I have learned one thing from spending time with you than that is that, you love a good mystery. So I am going ahead and say: That is for me to know and for you to find out!

UAratGOD: Well played.

RecoveryGirl: Nezu, he is officially spending too much time with you!

Dadzawa: i agree.

HoundDog: I am not sure if it is a good thing that he is interacting with us more or a bad thing.

Midnight: Nezu 2.0 is definitely a bad thing.

RecoveryGirl: agree.

UAratGOD: Since you didn't lock pick the door, there is only one other entrance and that would be my secret one. My question however is how did you find the entrance to it.

CinnamonRoll: You showed me the blueprint of the whole building.

UAratGOD: ... It seems I have made a mistake...

PowerLoader: remember me to never show him any dangerous blueprint.

Snipe: Well since you are already here, I can show you how to handle a gun.

Dadzawa: i would say no but it's a good skill soo go ahead.

PapaMic: I am concerned about how you raise our child.

Hawks: You mean my brother.

Time skip brought to you by a Snipe being beaten by Izuku's gun skills.

Snipe: @Dadzawa did you ever gave the kid a gun in his hand?

Dadzawa: no

PapaMic: What did he do?

Snipe: I just showed him how to use it and he just emptied the whole gun and every single one of them hit his target.

Snipe went offline

Midnight: That's good, congrats.

Dadzawa: i don't see the problem.

CinnamonRoll: He forgot to say that I only hit the heart or the head. By the way what do I do when he is crying and refilling his guns...

HoundDog: Take the guns away from him NOW!

ConnamonRoll: okay and now?

HoundDog: I am on my way to you guys.

RecoveryGirl: Poor Snipe, he was never beaten by anyone and here you are with skills that rival his if not even better ones.

CinnamonRoll: I am sorry! I didn't think that it would have this kind of a consequence!

Dadzawa: don't be, this only shows how brilliant you are. besides he will get over it he is a pro after all.

HoundDog: I agree. He will get over it.