Yeah, I'm doing this.
Again.
Forgive me if I repeat some from the other one, I've forgotten EVERYTHING
Let's get started!
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Terasaka: I'm not stupid, my general knowledge is better than yours.
Muramatsu: How do you spell orange?
Terasaka: Fruit or colour?
Muramatsu:
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Koro-Sensei: Tell me about yourselves!
Hazama: I get jealous of my phone when it dies.
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Kurahashi: What's the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?
Rio: The fucking audacity.
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Nagisa: Why is there blood everywhere?
Karma: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Nagisa: You STABBED someone??!!!!
Karma: No no, aggressively poked with a knife.
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Kayano: Dear Santa,
Kayano: I am writing to let you know I've been naughty
Kayano: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard
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Ren: Stop correcting me!
Sugino: Stop being wrong!
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Maehara: I guess you could say I've...fallen for you.
Okano: You just fell down an entire flight of stairs how are you even alive-
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Kayano: I wish we could block people in real life.
Kanzaki: Restraining order!
Manami: Murder.
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Karasuma: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you two need a fake ID.
Kurahashi: *mumbles*
Karasuma: What was that?
Rinka: ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the cats.
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Itona: [recording videos with everyone] I have no intention of being friends
Itona: [playing video games with everyone] You're all just stepping stones to my success
Itona: [baking a cake for Terasaka's birthday] Friends are a distraction
Itona: [in a group hug] Disgusting
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Karasuma: Stop talking or else I'll turn the car around.
Meanwhile, Irina: [steps on pedal] STOP TALKING OR ELSE I'LL CRASH THIS VEHICLE INTO A FUCKING WALL
E-Class: [screaming]
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Kayano: Are you okay? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Manami: I got a solid eight minutes.
Kayano:
Manami: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry.
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Fuwa: [pours Red Bull and Monster into her coffee]
Fuwa: I'm gonna die.
Fuwa: [chugs]
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Manami: [sighs] No one really loves me
Karma: Are you sure?
Manami: Yeah
Karma: [aggressively pointing at himself] ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?
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Gakushuu: What did you do?
Rio: Okay but you can't get mad at me
Gakushuu: What. Did. You. Do?
Rio: Okay first, I was minding my own business-
Gakushuu: BULLSHIT
Rio: I WAS
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Kayano: [standing in the kitchen holding a bowl of cereal and a pot of coffee] What if instead of milk in my cereal I put in coffee
Manami: [walking past and taking the coffee pot] What if you didn't
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I'm done.
I've given up.
No more writing for the day haha
Random Fact: I need sleep
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