I was searching up some Blackpink incorrect quotes, so yeah.
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Asano: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Koyama: "Wisdom" is knowing that it doesn't go in a fruit salad.
Ren: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
Araki: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn't a fucking smoothie.
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Kayano: I don't cry. I'm so tough lol
Nagisa: You were literally crying 10 minutes ago about snakes.
Kayano: *tearing up* THEY DON'T HAVE ARMS
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Isogai: Maehara, what the heck? Why didn't you pay the power bill?!
Maehara: *walking in strumming a guitar* When your lights don't work like they used to-
Isogai: Oh my God, SHUT UP
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Bitch-Sensei: Why is the Octoperv carrying around a potted plant?
Karasuma: He asked too many stupid questions today so I'm making him carry that around to make up for all the wasted oxygen.
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Chiba, playing the piano:
Hayami: Hey, do you take requests?
Chiba: Sure.
Hayami: Please stop.
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Karma: One time I kicked a rock because I thought it was a bowling ball.
Nagisa: Why would you kick a bowling ball?
Karma: I didn't. I kicked a rock.
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Kayano: I'm making dinner tonight, you should come over.
Nakamura: Okay, yes, sure.
Kayano: I'm making spaghetti and meatballs.
Nakamura: Swaghetti and memeballs.
Kayano: You are uninvited.
Nakamura: That's fair.
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Koro-Sensei: What state do you live in?
Hazama: Constant anxiety
Okuda: Denial
Karma: Perfection
Terasaka: Tokyo
Koro-Sensei: Tokyo is a city
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Okuda: That's a pretty rock.
Karma: Terasaka gave it to me.
Terasaka: I threw it at you.
Karma: He's so sweet.
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Sugino: *points at NagiKae* Why are those two lying on the floor?
Karma: They fell.
Sugino: They fell? On what?
Nakamura: For each other.
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Yoshida: Itona would jump in front of a car for us.
Muramatsu: Itona would jump in front of a car for fun.
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Assassination Classroom Rants
RandomI made this because I want to rant about my ships and everything that makes me frustrated in AssClass. Good luck dealing with me. I only update when I draw art (terrible art) and when I want to rant (of course) Assassination Classroom isn't mine P.S...
