And yes I did take these from someone else's book. It fits well with them so UwU
*If 3-E had Music classes*
Bitch-Sensei: PERCUSSION. GET IT TOGETHER!
Karma: *Hits a gong as hard as possible*
Bitch-Sensei: KARMA GET ON THE SNARES NOW.
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Karma: So do clowns use balloons as condoms or what?
Nagisa: ...Karma what the fuck.
Karma: There is no such thing as a stupid question.
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Koro-Sensei: Where's your homework, Kayano-San?
Kaede: It got eaten by a moose while I was running from aliens through a mexican desert.
Koro-Sensei: ...Never heard that one before.
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Terasaka: YOU WANNA FUCKING GO? SAY IT, SAY IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
Karma, completely uninvolved: I DON'T CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW.
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Koro-Sensei: Okajima-Kun, spell olfactory for me.
Taiga: I-R-I-D-O-C-Y-C-L-I-T-I-S
Koro-Sensei: What are you doing in this school?
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Koro-Sensei: Okuda-San what's the answer to number thre-
Manami: *slams an open pen against the desk, causing it to explode*
Koro-Sensei: *sees the remnants of 15 pens lying around him*
Koro-Sensei: Wh-
Manami: Bazinga.
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Koro-Sensei: Okay, so go on Google Classroom for your assignment.
Koro-Sensei: ...
Koro-Sensei: Fuwa-San, that's Crunchyroll.
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Yada: Bitch-Sensei, can you tell me your opinions on same height marriage?
Bitch-Sensei: Well, I think that sexual orientation and gender don't matte, what DOES matter is whether or not you love your partner.
Yada: Same. Height.
Bitch-Sensei: ...
Bitch-Sensei: Wait-
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Rio: Hey sexy.
Gakushuu: wHat.
Rio: *laughs nervously and loudly* HAH YOU BELIEVED ME HAHA HOW SAD YOU'RE SAD HAHA
Gakushuu: Sureeeee...hot stuff.
Rio: *drops backpack and turns red as he rolls his eyes and smirks*
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Koro-Sensei: Okay kids, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Kaede: An actress!
Koro-Sensei: Great, chase your dreams.
Karma: A bureaucrat.
Koro-Sensei: Great, be successful.
Tomohito: A baseball player!
Koro-Sensei: Cool.
Terasaka: A lawyer.
Koro-Sensei: Impressive.
Takebayashi: *in thick chinese accent* I want to be a doctor and make da money.
Koro-Sensei: ...nice
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Manami: Hey...Karma-Kun.
Karma: Yeah, Okuda-San?
Manami: We've been friends for a really long time now...
Karma: *blushes a bit* yeah?
Manami: And there's something you need to know.
Karma: *blushing really hard now* okay.
Manami: I'm having a migraine right now.
Karma: Oh.
Manami: I just ate 10 ice-cream sandwiches.
Karma: Oh god.
Manami: And I didn't even chew so now my head hurts.
Karma: Oh my fucking god.
Manami: Yeah and I like, speed ate them while I was running.
Karma: *rubs temples* oh my god what the fuck
Manami: yeah and I almost threw up but now all the pains in my head.
Karma: Where do I even start with how stupid that was.
Manami: It wasn't stupid! It was an act of bravery, lives were at stake here.
Karma: *looks into the camera like he's in The Office*
Karma, internally: I'm so done with your shit Okuda-San
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I'll stop it there with the classic friendzone
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Assassination Classroom Rants
RandomI made this because I want to rant about my ships and everything that makes me frustrated in AssClass. Good luck dealing with me. I only update when I draw art (terrible art) and when I want to rant (of course) Assassination Classroom isn't mine P.S...
