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Anyway, the title isn't the full one. The full title is 'AssClass as things me and my best friend have said and done (ft. my crush)'
It's long so I didn't put the whole title in. Moving on, me and my best friend (Paulina) have said and done some weird shit.
And the (ft. my crush) is gonna be my awkward ass conversations with my crush, you'll probably know which ones they are just by reading. Don't confuse them with the flirty conversations I have with my bff tho!
These are EXACTLY what we've said and done. No alterations. I'll also tell you which one is me.
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*Just finished digging a hole- don't ask why*
Kurahashi (Me): Thanks for helping me!
Toka: Oh, I didn't help much. I only dug like- a third of the hole.
Kurahashi: Yeah you did, and I dug a whole! (get it?)
Toka: ...No you didn't. That's not how math works. If I dug a third and you dug a whole, then you have four thirds. And that doesn't make sense!
Kurahashi: *snorts*
Toka:
Kurahashi:
Toka: oH I get it!
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Kayano (me), running around holding a broken lamp: I COULD HAVE USED THIS BUT NOW I CAN'T BECAUSE I WAS BEING A DUMB HOE
Kanzaki, to a confused spectator: Don't worry, this is normal.
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Fuwa (me): Hey, hey. Listen to me.
Hara:
Fuwa: Listen, listen! I got a great idea!
Hara:
Fuwa: DAMMIT LISTEN TO ME YOU FAT HOE
Hara: Wow hitting all my insecurities like that.
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Rio (me): I want to get to know you better...
Asano: Hm?
Rio: I SAID YOU NEED TO BE BETTER.
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Sugaya: *drops paint onto the table in art class*
Mimura (me): Uh oh, you made a fucky wucky and now you need to go in the forever box!
Sugaya: ...you mean a coffin?
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Rio: OML I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST HHHHHHHHHHHH
Karma (me): Damn girl, are you a fire alarm? Because you're really fucking loud and annoying.
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Terasaka: I'm stupid but I can still spell fuck you.
Takebayashi (me): Then spell it.
Terasaka: F-U-K-Y-U
Takebayashi: *vague noises of disappoinment*
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(this is a conversation with my crush btw)
Hara: Hey, what page are we on?
Muramatsu (me): O-Oh. We're on page-
Muramatsu:
Muramatsu: That's the wrong book.
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Okajima: Imagine.
Kimura (me): Imagine what?
Okajima: Imagine fucking someone in a forest.
Kimura:
Okajima:
Kimura: What if a bug crawls up your ass?
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Koro-Sensei: So that's why you should stay in school and don't do drugs!
Karma (me): Hey teach?
Koro-Sensei: Yes?
Karma: When you're sick, how come doctors tell you to do drugs and stay out of school?
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I'll eventually do a part 2. My brain isn't thinking right now I can't remember most of my conversations with Paulina.
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