Yep, we gonna do this shit again. AssClass as things my best friend and I have said and done (ft. my crush) #2. Wow, what a long name. I've given Fuwa a lot of recognition in this w o w she's my new favourite character I guess.
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Kaede (me): *eating*
Manami: ...Why are you eating pudding at 4 am?
Kaede: TELL ME WHAT TIME YOUR STOMACH CLOSES
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Fuwa (me): "I believe that there is a separate stomach for dessert." A wise person called Jisoo once said.
Rio: Did you mean to say, Jesus?
Fuwa: No I mean Jisoo. Do you not know what Blackpink is you uncultured swine-
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Karma (me): We just got a letter~ We just got a letter~ We just got a letter~ Wonder who it's from?
'To Karma-Kun,
These assholes from B-Class are flirting with Okuda-Chan, thought it would be nice to let you know.
~Rio Nakamura'
Karma, bringing out a knife: We are gonna murder~ We are gonna murder~ We are gonna murder~ Wonder who will die?
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Sugaya: Imagine liking BTS
Fuwa (me):
Fuwa, internally: YOU LITTLE SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER FUCKING FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT APOLOGIZE I'LL KILL YOU NO FUCKING HESITATION BITCH!
Sugaya: *glances at Fuwa for a second*
Fuwa: 날 신경 쓰지 마세요
Sugaya: ...What?
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Fuwa (me, again): Wanna hear a joke?
Yukiko: No thanks-
Fuwa: What do Light and a lift have in common?
Yukiko:
Fuwa: They're both L-evaders.
Mimura, from across the room: HAH GOOD ONE
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Terasaka: So like, do people with glasses wear glasses in their dreams?
Takebayashi (me): Well, it depends if they're wearing glasses to sleep. Most people don't do that as it is completely stupid and will damage your retina-
Terasaka: Shut up I fucking get it.
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Ren: I heard you have a crush on Nakamura.
Gakushuu (me): No. That's disgusting and appalling.
Ren: Dude, you literally told me about it with the most love-struck look yesterday.
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Gakushuu: Seo, did you smack Araki yesterday?
Seo (me): No?
Ren: No, he smacked me.
Seo: Yes.
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*Just finished having an argument*
Koyama: Our group dynamic is confusing.
Araki (me), just woke up: Wait who's setting off a group dynamite?
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Yeah I don't have big brain
Clearly
Most of these were Fuwa and Big Five ones and I'm not sorry because I love them
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Assassination Classroom Rants
RandomI made this because I want to rant about my ships and everything that makes me frustrated in AssClass. Good luck dealing with me. I only update when I draw art (terrible art) and when I want to rant (of course) Assassination Classroom isn't mine P.S...
