Country Trolls [REDO VERSION]

Lottie Deno

(The Trolls help Hadley prepare, Callie and Hallie prepare Hadley's dress later they all are on her head and use a wig to give her a new hairdo, she walks out and the Scorpions stare in awe at Hadley. Soon, they approach to a bib store and see Mayor Wilder trying on new bibs)

Hadley: He's so beautiful.

Delta Dawn: And so are you.

Hadley: He'll know that I'm just a scullery maid. I got to get out of here.

Delta Dawn: I'll be right here for you, Hadley. We all will.

Hadley: You'll tell me what to say, right?

Delta Dawn: Of course, I will. Just wait until we get inside. [slips back inside the wig]

Alonzo Dumont: I believe I have the perfect bib!

Wilder: It better be! Countryfest is tomorrow night. I mean, I look good. But I have to look great.

Alonzo Dumont: Right. It's got a wing-dingle on it!

(Wilder tries it on)

Alonzo Dumont: Wow, sir! Look at you! Such a big, big boy.

Wilder: I love it!

Hadley: I think you look fat.

Wilder: What?

Delta Dawn: "P-H, phat." Then strike that pose.

Hadley: "P-h, Phat!" Ew... [strikes]

Wilder: Total honesty from a total gal. And who might you be?

Hadley: [stutters]

Delta Dawn: You're name is, uh...

Clampers Buttonwillow: Lottie!

Growly Pete: Deno.

Holly Darlin': Seriously?

Hadley: My name is Lottie Deno, seriously.

Wilder: Well, my Lottie Deno. Would you care to join me for an evening at Sheriff Frederick's Roller Rink and Arcade?

Hadley: Would I! [whispers] Would I?

Delta Dawn: "Yes! You'd be delighted."

Hadley: Yes! You'd be delighted.

Wilder: Indeed, I would.

Holly Darlin': When are you gonna ask him about Wyatt?

Delta Dawn: We have to warm him up first. Don't you know anythin' about romance?

Holly Darlin': [sarcastically] Of course! I'm passionate about it.

Delta Dawn: Really?

Holly Darlin': Don't you know anythin' about sarcasm?

Hickory: I think I had a sarcasm once.

Wilder: And I'll take one of everything, Alonzo. Things are gonna get messy. [he leaves]