Country Trolls [REDO VERSION]

Scorpion Town

(Inside the mayor's house, Wilder, who is now the current mayor of Scorpion City, was just moping around on his desk with Hadley vacuuming the floor in front of him)

Wilder: [to Beau] Oh Beau, you're my only friend in this whole miserable world. [Beau groans] Mom was right. I'll never ever, never ever, never be happy. Never.

Chef Scorpio: Never say never.

(It reveals that Scorpio was hiding behind a plant)

 Chef Scorpio: [she approaches the mayor] Carson. Butcher.

Wilder: Chef Scorpio, where did you come from? My mother banished you 22 years ago. Have you been standing behind that plant this whole time?

Chef Scorpio: If only, sir. No. I've been out in the wilderness... thinking of nothing but how I let you down. If only there was some way I could make you feel better.

Wilder: Well, fat chance! The only way I'll ever be happy is by eating a Country Troll... and that ain't gonna happen, thanks to you.

Chef Scorpio: But it just might. Thanks to me. [she reveals the trolls]

(Everyone gasps)

Wilder: You found the Trolls. [Scorpio slaps his hand away)

(The Country Trolls gasp)

Wilder: So this means I might actually get to be happy!

Chef Scorpio: That's right. Of course, everyone else in Scorpio Town will still be miserable, but that's not your concern.

Wilder: I am their mayor, so maybe it kinda is.

Chef Scorpio: What exactly are you proposing? Bringing back Countryfest? For everyone?

Wilder: Yes! That's exactly what I'm proposing.

Chef Scorpio: Great idea, sir. Absolutely brilliant. Aren't you smart?

Wilder: I guess I am.

Chef Scorpio: And I, your loyal Chef, will be right behind you. Holding a knife.

Wilder: [turns around] What's that?

Chef Scorpio: Holding a knife, a spoon, a ladle. I'm your chef, after all!

Wilder: Yeah, you sure are!

***

(Scorpio enters her kitchen)

Chef Scorpio: I'm back! [to Hadley] You, scullery maid, what's your name?

Hadley: Uh, Hadley.

Chef Scorpio: Congratulations, Madley you work for me now. So you take those dishes downstairs and you start scrubbing!

Hadley: Yes, Chef. Thank you, Chef. [takes the dishes downstairs]

(Scorpio throws the captured Country Trolls into a cage)

Cheyenne: Shh. Don't cry, Sheriff August! Shh. Everyone, Sheriff August is really freakin' out!

Sheriff August: [barks]

Callie: What are we gonna do y'all?

Wyatt: Whoa, whoa! Everyone, we must all remain calm.

Chef Scorpio: That's right. A calm Troll is a tasty Troll. And you are a key ingredient in my recipe for success. You see... he who controls the Trolls controls the Kingdom. And I, I am that "he!"

Growley Pete: You're a man?

Chef Scorpio: [squeezes lemon in his eyes]

Growley Pete: Ahh!

Cheyenne: Ooh! [covers her dog's eyes]

Chef Scorpio: By this time tomorrow, I'll be mayor... and all of Scorpion Town will get exactly what they deserve; True happiness! [cackling maniacally]