Country Trolls [REDO VERSION]

The Date

Sheriff Frederick Owner: Enjoy your pizza. Here's your tokens.

Wilder: Good thing I brought my appetite. You are fantastic!

Delta Dawn: Hadley! Compliment him back!

Hadley: I like your back.

Delta Dawn: No! I meant say somethin' nice about him.

Hadley: But I do like his back.

Holly Darlin': Delta, help her.

Delta Dawn: Your eyes... They're... Ooh! Your ears...

Hadley: Your eyes... ears...

(Everyone starts to clamor)

Holly Darlin': "Your eyes! They're like two pools, so deep. I fear if I dive in... I might never come up for air."

Hadley: I might never come up for air.

Holly Darlin': "And your smile... The sun itself turns jealous, and refuses to come out from behind the clouds..."

Hadley: Knowing it cannot shine half as bright.

Wilder: I kinda do have a nice smile, don't I?

Holly Darlin': "Yes, you do."

Hadley: I can't believe I'm about to say this...

Cheyene: Guys, she's goin' rogue!

Hadley: Being here with you today makes me realize that true happiness is possible.

Delta Dawn: Whoa.

Wilder: It is! True happiness is a lot closer than you think. [shows Hadley his locket] It's right here.

Hadley: [sees the locket] That's pretty, I guess.

Wilder: [opens it] What do you think now? [inside it is Wyatt]

Holly Darlin': Wyatt?

Delta Dawn: I knew he was alive!

Cheyenne: Sheriff August, he's alive!

Sheriff August: Oh, snap!

(Everyone gasps)

Cheyenne: You just talked!

Sheriff August: [barks]

Wilder: I've been savoring this little guy.

Wyatt: Help! Mercy! [locket closes]

Wilder: Tell me, my lady, will I be seeing you at the Countryfest feast?

Hadley: Well, duh. I'll be working.

Delta Dawn: [gasps] "It!"

Hadley: It. Working it. You know... working it.

Wilder: Yeah! You're not kidding, you will. Because you're gonna be there as my plus one.

Hadley: Really?

Delta Dawn: "Yes!"

Hadley: Yes!

Delta's Friends: Yes!

Wilder: Meantimes, maybe we should find some other way to... work up an appetite.

Wilder: Oh, yeah? What did you have in mind?

(They both starting roller-skating, until everyone starts to fall off from Hadley's head, so she spun Wilder and all the Country Trolls get back isnide the wig. They continued to have some fun, until...)

Chef Scorpio: Mayor Wilder.

(... Scorpio interrupts their fun)

Chef Scorpio: You seem to be having... fun.

Wilder: I am! Meet the lovely Lottie Deno.

Chef Scorpio: [looks at Hadley] You remind me of someone.

(All of Delta's friends start to shudder in fear)

Wilder: She's gonna be my plus one.

Chef Scorpio: Oh, I see. For a moment there I was concerned you were changing the plan. Well, this won't be a problem at all, I'll just get my worthless scullery maid to get another place setting ready for the lovely Lottie Deno...

Wilder: Put her place setting next to mine. I want her right by my side... [he sees that she's gone] Hey! Lottie Deno? I'll see you at Countryfest, yeah? [notices a roller-skate] I miss you already.

(He spins the wheel and kisses it, but...)

Wilder: Ow!