Reality

Chapter 20

August

"Misty's still sleeping?"

"Yup."

Moving around the kitchen, I got a plate and put out some breakfast for her. Its was going on ten in the morning and even though she was sleeping, she needed to eat.

"You sure my granddaughter isn't pregnant?" Maw asked.

"Misty's pregnant?" My momma walked in and repeated.

"No momma and I'm sure maw." I shook my head. "We had a long night last night and got in late."

"You got my granddaughter have sex in public now?"

Coughing at that question, I didn't know how to respond. We actually did have sex in public, well in the car but I wasn't about to admit that.

"Ya old mind need ta get outta tha gutter." I pointed at her.

"Ya loose ways corrupting my granddaughter." She pointed back.

"Momma, ya gonna let ha talk ta ya baby boy like that?"

"I was taught to respect my elders." She shrugged.

"So it's like that huh?"

"Pretty much." She patted my cheek. "Now go fees my daughter in law."

"Whatever."

Taking the plate and her cup of infused water, I left them in the kitchen. We had already opened gifts plus I spoke to my nieces, but Misty just refused to wake up.

"Sweetface?" I called as I walked in.

"Mmm."

"Time ta wake up ma."

"I don't want to." She groaned.

"Ya got too. Ya got maw thinking ya really pregnant and saying I corrupted ya and got ya having sex in public."

"What?" She raised her head from below her pillow.

"Exactly."

Sitting up, she stretched before going into the bathroom and doing her morning routine.

"How ya hip feeling?"

"It itches." She said sounding like she was brushing her teeth.

"Yeah that would happen."

"How long that will last for?" She came out.

"Not long love."

While we were walking around we found a tattoo shop opened. Jokingly, I suggested she got one, not thinking she actually would.

"Bring me the gel, let me rub it on fa ya."

Getting the lah ointment, she handed it to me. As I gently rubbed it into her hip on the tattoo, she ate a strip of bacon.

"You made this breakfast?"

"Why ya ask?" I looked up at her.

"I'll take that as a yes."

"I did." I nodded.

"It tastes good."

"Like yeen know."

"Shut up."

Finishing with her leg, I spanked her before getting up and going to wash my hands.

"So? Ya want ya Christmas dick down now or?"

"Why did you wait till I began to eat?" She stared at me.

"I'm sorry." I laughed.

"Now I gotta wait." She huffed.