UnderHisTail

Snowdic III - Puzzles & Treats

No smut in this chapter.

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Frisky walked onwards, his path bordered by the snowy trees.

"'ice' to see you again, buddy."

"Gah!-" Frisky jumped. Sans was leaning on a nearby tree.

"no need to look so scared. i don't bite."

Frisky raised one eyebrow.

"...usually."

"oh, by the way. i've been meaning to tell you. you've probably seen monster magic by now."

Frisky nodded. "Oh yeah, what's that about? With the floating bullets?"

sans continued as if he hadn't heard Frisky. "normally projectiles are white, and they hurt you if you touch them. but sometimes monsters will use blue attacks- like that dog back there."

"The dog didn't try to attack me, it just wanted to f- "

"when you see a blue attack, just stand still and it won't hurt you."

"Okay, yeah, but- "

"stop signs are red, right? so just think about blue stop signs." Sans walked away.

"That was not remotely helpful," Frisky muttered.

There was a sheet of ice in the clearing with a sign stuck in the middle. Frisky tried to get over to it, but ended up falling on his face.

"Ok, real funny," he said, his face buried in the snow. "Whatever. I'll find my own way." He walked out of the clearing on another branching path.

"AHA! THE HUMAN ARRIVES!" Papyrus announced as Frisky walked into view. Sans stood lazily next to him. Wait, hadn't Sans walked in the other direction...?

"HOT ST- I MEAN HUMAN! IN ORDER TO CAPTURE YOU, MY BROTHER AND I HAVE PREPARED A FEW PUZZLES!"

"I THINK YOU'LL FIND THIS ONE... QUITE SHOCKING!"

Frisky looked around. There wasn't much to look at. It was just another snowy clearing surrounded by trees. He took a step forward.

BZzZT!

"GAH! SANS! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

Papyrus was smoldering. Literally. Like he had just been electrocuted.

"bro, i think the human has to hold the orb."

Papyrus huffed, still smoking as he walked in a very deliberate motion over to Frisky, leaving obvious smoky tracks as he handed the human a round ball, presumably the source of the electrocution.

"HOLD THIS PLEASE!"

Papyrus walked back the same way he had come, leaving an even more obvious trail. Frisky followed it and finished the short electric maze.

"YOU SLIPPERY DICK! YOU FINISHED IT SO EASILY! TOO EASILY!" Frisky rolled his eyes. "BUT YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE WILL BE FAR MORE CHALLENGE-ING, FOR IT IS DESIGNED BY MY BROTHER, SANS!"

Papyrus let out a few "NYEH"s and trotted away.

"So what's this whole challenge thing about?" Frisky asked. "How about a hint?"

"i doubt you'll need it." sans grinned. "a guy like you should know just what to do."

"Guess I'll take your word for it," Frisky said.

"(Oh, I just don't get it. Why aren't these selling...? It's the perfect weather for something cold!)"

Frisky walked over to the source of the incredibly loud monologuing. A handsome blue rabbit stood against what looked like a concession stand.

"Ooh! A customer!" The rabbit straightened his posture. "Want a D-Creamer? It's the frozen treat that 'warms' your heart!" He winked. "Now just 15G!"

"Sure." The rabbit handed him a dick-shaped popsicle.

"y'know, i'm thinking of selling food too." sans spoke.

"What, like ass-lollipops?"

"nah... fried snow. want some? just 50g."

"I'll pass, thanks." Frisky said.

"your loss."