Everything was dark.
From somewhere in the oblivion, a voice could be heard.
"....huh?
that's...a cute name.
my
name
is"
Frisky's eyes shot open. The sound of rushing water surrounded him as it flowed through piles of garbage. He checked to make sure he still had all his limbs before standing up. Miraculously, another bed of flowers had broken his fall.
Reluctantly, the human waded into the water, shivering as it reached up to his waist. He wandered through the dirty water, passing mounds of trash and discarded items.
A bike, a TV, a cooler, and more food brand packaging than he could count surrounded him on all sides, piled against the walls. All things considered, it smelled decent- for a dump.
A life-size, full-body sex doll was propped up against one of the mounds of garbage. It looked to be in decent condition, if you ignored the stitches... and the fact that it had no arms.
"Wow, who'd throw this away?..." Frisky asked himself. He thought about using it for a second before he remembered it had been sitting in trash water for who knows how long.
He shuddered and walked past it, towards a ledge that looked like the exit from the dump.
Suddenly, a loud splash caught his attention. The doll floated in front of him, its bottom half dripping wet (and not in a sexy way). It looked angry- as angry as a sex doll could look.
"Well. Well! WELL!!" The doll said.
"I shouldn't be surprised," Frisky muttered under his breath.
The doll smirked. "At least you can appreciate beauty when you see it. But. But! BUT!!!"
Frisky raised an eyebrow.
"That doesn't change ANYTHING! I'm still FURIOUS with you!"
"For what?!" the human exclaimed.
"You don't remember what you did?!" the doll yelled. "Typical. Typical! TYPICAL!!! You made an absolute DUMMY out of my cousin!!"
Frisky tried to think about someone who might have been this guy's cousin, but his head kind of heart from falling a few hundred feet.
"He's sensitive about his body. And you just had to go and INSULT HIM!"
"Look, pal, I don't know what your problem is, but I'm not in the mood right now." Frisky stepped past the doll, only to be met with a floating knife at his throat.
"Not so fast," the doll smirked."Uh, just so you know, I'm not really into knife-play," the human said nervously, stepping back from the very sharp blade.
"TOO BAD!!!" the doll shouted. Frisky winced.
"I hope you're not too attached to YOUR body... because I'm gonna milk you dry!" The doll cackled, its floating knives drifting closer-, until-
The doll flinched.
"...Huh? What was that?"
"Ow! Ouch! What-"
Falling drops of liquid made the doll flinch as they hit her.
"Gah! Acid rain? I'm outta here!" the doll glided away. A few moments later, a ghost appeared in its place.
"Hey, wait... you're that guy from earlier, right? In the ruins?" Frisky asked. The ghost had seemed shy and just vanished when approached.
"yeah, that's me... sorry, did i scare away your friend? it looked like you were having fun..."
"I'm pretty sure they were about to rape me, so, you actually did me a favor."
"...oh...." the ghost said softly. "well, uh... my house is up ahead. it's the one that's shaped like a dick..."
Frisky raised an eyebrow but decided not to question it. At least it would be easy to find. "Thanks, I might stop by," he said, stepping onto a dry ledge and out of the dirty water.
"no problem..." the ghost faded away.
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A/N: I'll be honest, I'm not very motivated to finish the rest of this arc- which probably shows with the lack of updates. It'll come out eventually, but not soon.
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UnderHisTail
FanfictionLong ago, two races ruled the earth: HUMANS and MONSTER-MEN. Our male protagonist, Frisky, is the same, but his adventure takes a distinct turn as he quickly discovers that every monster in the underground is male... and they're looking to improvise...