A/N: consistent chapter length? I hardly know her!
(Seriously, sorry about how random this has been. I'll probably go back after the arc is finished and change which chapters end where to make the story flow better.)
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The room glowed softly from various gems scattered around the cavern, one of which sat on a table off to the side. Upon closer inspection, it seemed like a dildo encased in a magical crystal.
Frisky decided not to question it.
What looked like a mouse hole seemed to be etched into the wall. The echo flower next to it only repeated a single moan, which was far more hilarious than erotic.
Sans stood nearby next to a few cardboard boxes. He noticed Frisky and waved, holding a long translucent object.
"Hey, Sans, what's up?"
"i've been thinking of getting into the fleshlight business. it's normally 50000G to use this premium fleshlight, but... since we're pals, i'll let you use it for free. how about it?"
"Sure, why not?" the human shrugged.
Sans handed him the fleshlight and Frisky unzipped his pants, already half hard. He stuck his dick inside and immediately regretted it.
"This feels... weird," he said. He pulled it off to reveal that his crotch was covered in red paint, which was dripping out of the fleshlight. Frisky glared at Sans.
"what, you aren't satisfied? don't worry, i'll give you a full refund," the skeleton smirked.
"I swear I am going to fuck that grin right off your face," Frisky muttered, throwing the fleshlight away and storming off.
The caves opened into a much larger area made up mostly of marshland. A small monster stood near the branching path- the human couldn't help but think he looked like a used condom.
"What's a boob?" the monster asked.
Frisky could barely hold in his laughter.
"Can you touch it? Can you eat it? Are you a boob?"
Frisky burst out laughing, and the monster tilted its head in confusion.
He spotted a food cart nearby and wandered over to it. A scantily clad rabbit monster looked like he was running it. He didn't seem to notice Frisky, who walked over to the colorful plaque behind him.
It looked like an ancient erotica painted over with a list of 69 different flavors. The bright pink painted letters made the original writing pretty much illegible. Frisky huffed and turned back the way he'd come, crossing the bridge into the marsh.
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UnderHisTail
FanfictionLong ago, two races ruled the earth: HUMANS and MONSTER-MEN. Our male protagonist, Frisky, is the same, but his adventure takes a distinct turn as he quickly discovers that every monster in the underground is male... and they're looking to improvise...
