I'm sorry it took me so long to make this TwT
TLDR; Frisky 'fights' Papyrus (no smut this chapter)
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Frisky awoke feeling more refreshed than he had in a long time. He went downstairs and left the inn. He attracted attention, being a human, but nothing notable happened. There was a strip club, though- he'd have to check that out later.
A house stood near the edge of town. It was adorned with holiday lights, twinkling in the snow. Two mailboxes stood next to it.
Frisky spotted the name "Sans" on one of them and became instantly curious. He opened it- only for a barrage of porn magazines and other assorted junk mail to fly out at him.
"Figures," the human muttered, rolling his eyes. He turned towards what looked like the edge of Snowdic. The frosty trees gradually gave way to a snowy clearing. An intense barrage of snow obscured his view, and he couldn't tell what was beyond it. A sudden wind chilled the air as Frisky stepped forwards.
"HUMAN." Frisky jumped a little, hearing the voice come from in front him where he'd assumed no one was standing.
"ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME COMPLEX FEELINGS." It sounded like... Papyrus?
"FEELINGS LIKE... THE ANTICIPATION OF A FATEFUL ENCOUNTER. THE ADMIRATION FOR ANOTHER'S SELF-CONTROL." Frisky could barely make out the skeleton's silhouette in the distance.
"THESE FEELINGS..."
"THEY MUST BE WHAT YOU ARE FEELING RIGHT NOW!"
The human raised an eyebrow.
"I CAN HARDLY IMAGINE WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE TO FEEL THAT WAY. AFTER ALL, I AM QUITE POPULAR."
"I PITY YOU, LONELY HUMAN..." Frisky shivered.
"BUT WORRY NOT! YOU SHALL BE LONELY NO LONGER! I, PAPYRUS, WILL..." the skeleton's voice wavered.
"NO... THIS IS ALL WRONG. YOU'RE A HUMAN! I MUST CAPTURE YOU!" Papyrus shouted. "IT IS MY DUTY..." Bones began to shoot up from the snow, narrowly missing Frisky.
"...AS THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD!!!"
"Shit," Frisky muttered as the skeleton laughed. The snow began to whirl around him. It looked like this was going to be an actual fight- unless you could fuck a skeleton? He still wasn't really sure how that worked.
The human's thoughts were interrupted by a barrage of bones charging towards him. He ducked to the side, avoiding them, but more appeared around him.
"Er... you know... you have 206 bones... but how would you feel about having 207?" Frisky cringed internally at his own pick-up line.
"W-WHAT? FLIRTING?" Papyrus gasped. "SO YOU FINALLY REVEAL YOUR ULTIMATE FEELINGS!" the skeleton adjusted himself. "W-WELL. I'M A SKELETON WITH STANDARDS!"
"Uh... my dick is over 10 inches," Frisky replied.
"OH NO! YOU'RE MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARDS!!!" Papyrus exclaimed. "I GUESS THIS MEANS I HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU... L-LATER! AFTER I CAPTURE YOU!"
"Capture, huh?~" Frisky said seductively.
Papyrus blushed (despite not having skin or blood vessels). "Y-YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY!"
"I've got something else you can take~"
"E-ENOUGH!!!" Papyrus shouted. The remaining bones dissipated and the snow died down.
"WELL... I THINK I'VE DONE ENOUGH," the skeleton said hoarsely. "I-I'M SURE... NOKYEL CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE." he sighed. "HE'S GOING TO BE SO DISAPPOINTED IN ME..."
The two stood there in awkward silence for a moment until Frisky spoke up.
"Hey, Papyrus... do you... wanna be friends?"
"F-FRIENDS? REALLY?" the skeleton said excitedly. "ER, I MEAN- I SUPPOSE I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR YOU."
"WOWIE! WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD OUR FIRST DATE, AND I'VE ALREADY HIT THE FRIEND-ZONE!!!" Frisky was having a hard time holding in his laughter. "WHO KNEW THAT ALL YOU NEEDED TO MAKE FRIENDS WAS COMEDIC HIJINKS AND BORDERLINE SEXUAL HARASSMENT??"
"YOU'VE TAUGHT ME A LOT, HUMAN. I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO PASS THROUGH!" Papyrus exclaimed. "JUST HEAD TOWARDS THE CAPITOL AND CROSS THE BARRIER- THAT'S THE MAGIC SEAL THAT'S KEPT US DOWN HERE."
"THAT'S WHY OUR KING WANTS A HUMAN. TO OPEN THE BARRIER WITH SOUL-POWER!!"
"BUT TO GET THERE, YOU'LL HAVE TO PASS THROUGH THE KING'S CASTLE. THE KING... WELL... HE'S...
...A BIG FUZZY PUSHOVER! I'M CERTAIN YOU CAN HANDLE HIM."
"WELL, THAT'S ALL. I'LL BE AT HOME, SO FEEL FREE TO COME BY FOR THAT DATE!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!"
Papyrus dashed off into the snow.
"...I don't even know how I feel right now," Frisky said.
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UnderHisTail
FanfictionLong ago, two races ruled the earth: HUMANS and MONSTER-MEN. Our male protagonist, Frisky, is the same, but his adventure takes a distinct turn as he quickly discovers that every monster in the underground is male... and they're looking to improvise...
