Dream : Guys
Dream : A friend just explained to me how electricity is measured
You :
Sapnap :
George :
Dream : I was like watt
Dream : * W H E E Z E *
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You : Fuck this world, it's shit. I wanna die. You, me, everyone is a bitch.
Bad : laNGAUGE
You : Sexual intercourse this world, it's ye defecation. I crave death. Thou, I, everyone art female dog.
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You : Hey, Wilbur
Wilbur : Yes?
You : Do you want to see a butterfly?
Wilbur : Wh—
You : *Throws butter across the room*
Wilbur :
You :
Wilbur : why . . .
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Dream : So, wanna grab dinner tomorrow and maybe see a movie after?
You : Sounds like you're asking me out on a BRO-date ha ha
Dream, exasperated : Why are you so afraid of loving me
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dream team x reader but as incorrect quotes
Fanfictiondream team x reader but as incorrect quotes i found on the internet. most of these would probs be the trio but might include other members of the dream smp as well. i do not own the art used for the cover! it belongs to its rightful owner book conta...