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Dream : Guys

Dream : A friend just explained to me how electricity is measured

You :

Sapnap :

George :

Dream : I was like watt

Dream : * W H E E Z E *

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You : Fuck this world, it's shit. I wanna die. You, me, everyone is a bitch.

Bad : laNGAUGE

You : Sexual intercourse this world, it's ye defecation. I crave death. Thou, I, everyone art female dog.

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You : Hey, Wilbur

Wilbur : Yes?

You : Do you want to see a butterfly?

Wilbur : Wh—

You : *Throws butter across the room*

Wilbur :

You :

Wilbur : why . . .

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Dream : So, wanna grab dinner tomorrow and maybe see a movie after?

You : Sounds like you're asking me out on a BRO-date ha ha

Dream, exasperated : Why are you so afraid of loving me

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