George, drunk at 2am : Snakes have this thing called hemipenis, it means they have two dicks
You, equally drunk : Dream has two dicks
You : One in his pants and one in his personality
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Bad : What are you reading?
You : A book of everything I love
Bad : That's a photo album of me??
You : *Gasps* What a coincidence
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Wilbur : Name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense
You : What are you talking about? They all make scents
Wilbur : Shut the fuck up
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You : We all have our demons
You : *Puts your hand on Techno's shoulder*
You : This one's mine
YOU ARE READING
dream team x reader but as incorrect quotes
Fanfictiondream team x reader but as incorrect quotes i found on the internet. most of these would probs be the trio but might include other members of the dream smp as well. i do not own the art used for the cover! it belongs to its rightful owner book conta...
