Techno : What are you doing?
You, hanging upside down from a tree branch : Trying to kiss you?
Techno : You're gonna fall
You :
You : Shut up and kiss me, asshole, I'm getting lightheaded
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You : Do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?
Ranboo : Those are the ghosts of all the bugs you have killed
You :
Bad, holds you : Look what you did, you scared them, you muffinhead!
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911 operator : 911, what's your emergency?
You : A monster broke into my house
Dream, across the room : Y/n, we're roommates!
You, screaming : It found me!
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You : *Gets hit by a car*
Passerby : ARE YOU OKAY???
You : Please . . . I-I need my . . . phone
You : *Opens Dream Team groupchat*
You : LMFAAOOOO Y'ALL GUESS WHAT??!
YOU ARE READING
dream team x reader but as incorrect quotes
Fanficdream team x reader but as incorrect quotes i found on the internet. most of these would probs be the trio but might include other members of the dream smp as well. i do not own the art used for the cover! it belongs to its rightful owner book conta...
