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You : Shut up

Dream : Or what

You : Or I'll marry you

Dream :

Dream : *Starts yodelling*

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You : Question is, do I stay in bed or get out if it

Sapnap : Both. You get out of your bed and get in mine

George : *Sighing loudly in the distance*

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You : George, I need a . . .

George : *Hands you a cup of coffee*

You : Oh, thanks. Also, I don't have . . .

George : *Hands you a jar of nutella*

You : . . . marry me?

George : I took care of that too. We've been married for the last 4 years

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You : I'm going to play a song for you right now

Bad, happily : Sure, go ahead!

You : It's called "My life so far"

You : *Takes a deep breath and plays a cord*

You : * S C R E A M S *

Bad :

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