You : Hello, nice to meet you. This is my ex-boyfriend, Bad.
Bad : Y/n, muffin, you have got to stop introducing me like that
Bad, patting your head : I'm their husband
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Dream : Hey, Y/n, are you a painting?
You : . . . no
Dream : Because I'd like to nail you against the wall
You :
You : Oh, thank God! I thought that you were going to say that you wanted to hang me— wait what
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Techno, groans : I hate Dream
Dream, runs towards his house, jumps over the fence, climbs up his roof and knocks on his window : I heard you were talking shit about me
Techno : What the fuck—
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Wilbur : Did you hang out with Dream last night?
You : You know what, yeah, I did
Wilbur : Aw, I-I love Dream
You : But you hate Dream—
Wilbur : YEAH NO SHIT HONEY
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dream team x reader but as incorrect quotes
Fanficdream team x reader but as incorrect quotes i found on the internet. most of these would probs be the trio but might include other members of the dream smp as well. i do not own the art used for the cover! it belongs to its rightful owner book conta...
