therapist; alright, i'm going to say some words, tell me the first thing you think of... green.
me: niall is irish.
therapist: cat.
me: harry likes pussy.
therapist: vegetable.
me: carrots are vegetables. louis likes carrots.
therapists: maps.
me: liam doesn't know his geography.
therapist: brick.
me : zayn stood on a brick to have his first kiss.
therapist: hawaii.
me : lilo and stich. double reference because it's a disney movie and liam and Louis couple name is lilo.
therapist: obessed.
me: dedicated.
therapist: i'm sorry. i cannot help you.
