5sos & 1D shit.

5sos pickup lines

luke : i would tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long.

ashton : my magical watch says you're not wearing underwear, oh you are ? well, it must be 20 minutes fast.

michael : what if i start with you as a frien'. will you allow me to give you the d later ?

calum : are you a termite ? cause you're about to have a mouthful of wood.