fly tree boy, fly

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luke : mom, here's our new album

liz : okay honey, let's listen to it

luke : well you see u-um *stratches beard* but mom

liz : shh, let's start with english love affair

luke :

liz : *starts the song*

luke :

liz :

luke : i think i should go.

liz : LUKE ROBERT HEMMINGS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

luke : uh..

liz : BACKSEAT OF A CAR ? DRINKING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD BASE ? UPSTAIRS AND IT WASN'T ENDING THERE ??? BUT YOU ARE ONLY 18 YEARS OLD OH GOD IF YOU THINK IM LETTING YOU TOUR ALONE WITH THOSE THREE PERVERTS YOU ARE WRONG MISTER, VERY WRONG, IN FACT I'LL TOUR WITH YOU, GOT THAT MR. PRINCESS GETTING NaKED ?

luke : *nods*

liz : okay, let's start with the next one, greenlight

luke : *jumps out window*

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