[currently watching criminal minds]
me: [watches this guy stalk the bau team] why are you even doing this? that's creepy af
mom: that's you wen with five ehs- o- ehs and 5sos
me: mom, mom, that's the same band
mom: wait, i forgot it's four directions
me: mom, mom, it's one direction. there's four members, four albums
mom: well you stalk them just like he does. remember wen that girl kayln had a picture of henry smiling with his teeth and you popped up from the corner and asked "is that henry styles' teeth?
me: . . . i'm not even gonna say anything
mom: . . .
me: . . .
me: mom, mom, it's harry styles. please just stop
me: well you still know what his teeth looks like wen you're 2 desks away from her
me: . . .
me: why are you bringing up old stuff
