I go to my local petsmart and buy every rat they have. "I've got 15 rats, nice." I realize quickly this isn't enough, so I hop on my razor scooter and go to a daycare. I see many rats. "Hello, how may I help you" said a lady in a hideous outfit. "Hi I'm looking to buy some of these rats you have roaming around." I say. "Excuse me?" The lady replies. "We only have children here" "The rats, I want to give you money for them. Unless you'd rather me pay in a lap dance, or bread. I make very nice bread" I add thoughtfully. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave immediately or I'm calling the police." The lady says In a rude tone. I get very upset by this news and quickly grab two nearby rats the lady referred to as "children" and headed on my way. She chased me, but lucky for me I have extreme scooter skills and went 109 miles per hour.
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