Donna: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Dami: Stepping on a cat's tail & no being able to explain that you're sorry.
Donna: *rises her eyebrow* Huh?
Rae: He's an animal lover
(Did I spell her name right?)
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Alfred: Why is master Damian crying?
Rae: He took one of those 'Which Robin's are you?' quizzes... *Hugging him*
Alfred: Oh, who'd he get?
Richard: Me...
(Ouch)
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Redhood: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEE'S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES?
Joker:...bees?
Redhood: HE HAS SELECTED BEES
Joker: wait-
Robin IV: [approaches them as he shakes a jar of bees].
Joker: WAIT—
(I feel like they would do this)
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10 year old Damian: [running]
Bruce: Let me see what you have
10 year old Damian: A Katana
Bruce: NO!!!!!!!!
(Damian you can't run around with a weapon 🤦🏽♀️)
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Dami: He died of natural causes.
Kori: You push him off the roof.
Dami: Gravity is natural besides he could've turn into a bird. *Shrugs*
Kori: *sighs & pitch her nose* is it because he was flirting with Raven.
Dami:...maybe [In his mind; yes]
(Don't worry Garfield is ok...for now)
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Gar: What time is it?
Jamie: Dunno, Pass me the trombone & I'll find out.
Jamie: *blows the trombone loudly*
Dami: WHO IS PLAYING TROMBONE AT 2AM
Jamie: *looks at Gar* it's 2am
(They have to do that just to know the time😑)
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Rae: I told you to stay out of it!
Dami: Because we are teammates and nothing more.
Rae: Right
Dami: Well, I thought long & hard about that, witch girl, & after many, many hours I come to most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood.
Dami: You my (girl) friend.
(Hmmm, interesting, very interesting *nods*).
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Gar: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Rae: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.
Dami: *chuckles*
( You better watch out Garfield, you about to be black mailed).
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Rae: See this? This is my "I don't care" face.
Gar: But that's your normal face.
Rae: Exactly *smirks*
Dami: *Watching them with his own smirk on his face*
(Damian are you staking them😳😏🤭)
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A/N: You guys can write some incorrect quotes in the comments. I'll write them & give you credit.😊
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