Incorrect Quotes part 3

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Thanks _Mika_Todoroki_ for the incorrect quotes nwn (all of these are from her)

Raven: Damian's is getting to tall for me to kiss his lips, what should I do?

Tim: Punch him in the stomach & when he doubles down in pain, kiss him.

Dick: Tickle him.

Garfield: Dump him.

Jason: Kick in the shin.

Damian: *walked in, overhead what they say* NO TO ALL THESE THINGS just ask me to bend down to kiss you.
(Tim's & Dick's ideas is not bad)
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Kori: Are you in love with Raven?

Damian:... No *sweating*

Kori: Then why did you draw D+R in hearts everywhere.

Damian: It stands for Destruction & Revenge.
(Are you sure about that?👀)
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Raven: Damian, I have to get something off my chest.

Damian: *crossed his fingers & whispers* Is it your shirt? I hope it's your shirt.
(Woah, there buddy 😳)
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Garfield: THE FLOOR IS LAVA! *Jumps on the couch*

Jamie: *lands a perfect jump on the chair*

Kori: *jumps on the table*

Dick: *jumps next to Garfield bring Damian with him*

Rachel: *accepts her fate & without hesitation, falls to floor  face first*

The others: Little R/Hermana/Rae Rae/Rach/Witchgirl NO!

Rachel: Raven yes!
(She would do that)
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Dick: *teaching Damian how to drive, even though he already know how* Okay, Garfield & a kitten is crossing the streets. What do you hit?

Damian: Logan, I would never hurt a poor defenseless kitten.

Dick: *facepalms* The breaks little D, you hit the breaks. Ok how about this, Rachel & a kitten is crossing the streets. What do you hit?

Damian: Definitely the breaks.

Dick: *mumble* Know it.
(Garfield is going Weeee🤸🏼)
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Raven:  I didn't get any sleep last night. *Yawns*

Kori: You know what people say, if you can't sleep at night that means somebody is thinking about you.

Raven: *sleepy* Who in the azardamn hell is thinking about me at 2 in the morning?

Damian: *sweating, drinking his herbal tea*
(He is being sus right now)
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Raven: Damian, why do you have blood all over you?

Damian: I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Raven: You killed someone?!

Damian: No, I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Raven: Why?

Damian: *mumble* He said something bad about you.

Raven: Huh?

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