Thanks _Mika_Todoroki_ for the incorrect quotes nwn (all of these are from her)
Raven: Damian's is getting to tall for me to kiss his lips, what should I do?
Tim: Punch him in the stomach & when he doubles down in pain, kiss him.
Dick: Tickle him.
Garfield: Dump him.
Jason: Kick in the shin.
Damian: *walked in, overhead what they say* NO TO ALL THESE THINGS just ask me to bend down to kiss you.
(Tim's & Dick's ideas is not bad)
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Kori: Are you in love with Raven?Damian:... No *sweating*
Kori: Then why did you draw D+R in hearts everywhere.
Damian: It stands for Destruction & Revenge.
(Are you sure about that?👀)
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Raven: Damian, I have to get something off my chest.Damian: *crossed his fingers & whispers* Is it your shirt? I hope it's your shirt.
(Woah, there buddy 😳)
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Garfield: THE FLOOR IS LAVA! *Jumps on the couch*Jamie: *lands a perfect jump on the chair*
Kori: *jumps on the table*
Dick: *jumps next to Garfield bring Damian with him*
Rachel: *accepts her fate & without hesitation, falls to floor face first*
The others: Little R/Hermana/Rae Rae/Rach/Witchgirl NO!
Rachel: Raven yes!
(She would do that)
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Dick: *teaching Damian how to drive, even though he already know how* Okay, Garfield & a kitten is crossing the streets. What do you hit?Damian: Logan, I would never hurt a poor defenseless kitten.
Dick: *facepalms* The breaks little D, you hit the breaks. Ok how about this, Rachel & a kitten is crossing the streets. What do you hit?
Damian: Definitely the breaks.
Dick: *mumble* Know it.
(Garfield is going Weeee🤸🏼)
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Raven: I didn't get any sleep last night. *Yawns*Kori: You know what people say, if you can't sleep at night that means somebody is thinking about you.
Raven: *sleepy* Who in the azardamn hell is thinking about me at 2 in the morning?
Damian: *sweating, drinking his herbal tea*
(He is being sus right now)
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Raven: Damian, why do you have blood all over you?Damian: I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Raven: You killed someone?!
Damian: No, I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Raven: Why?
Damian: *mumble* He said something bad about you.
Raven: Huh?
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Teen Titans & Batfamily Life
HumorThe picture is not mine's & neither is the memes. Request are always open. Damirae,Dickxkory, & other ships. So I'm doing not just memes but one-shots, AUs & incorrect quotes. Update: I'm not going to write AU's here but in another book. If you gu...