Bruce: I love sarcasm! It's like punching people in the face but with words!
( I feel like that's something he would say)
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Dick: I've warned you, I'm perfect.
( If you said so)
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Jay: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?
( He almost did once 😅)
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Tim: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes
(Him to his friends, he still does it tho 😂)
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Steph: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—
( You tell them girl)
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Dami: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.
( That & chaos)
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Barb: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down
(Oh-)
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Cass: What the fuck, ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.Who the hell watches jump rope competition- ooh bouncy.
(Um...)
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Alfred: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.
( He had enough with the family bs)
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Duke: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles. Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.
( True)
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Kate: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
( You heard the lady)
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Harp: STOP! *Everyone stops* wAiT a MiNuTe-
( Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right)
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Luke: I knew this day would come... I saw it on the calendar.
( Huh?)
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Ace: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.
( The hound)
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Titus: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
( Tell that to them)
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Alfred the cat: Just took a personality test and got an A+.
( Thinking like a true cat)
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Bat-Cow: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me
( Thankfully Damian saved him)
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Yarn: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
( Mood)
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Sally: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
( Again mood)
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Goliath: I'm not creepy. I'm petty.There's a difference, ya' know
( Mhm)
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Haley: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?
( Aww)
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If I forget anyone please tell meI was looking up their pets & apparently Tim's is a mold pizza. Yarn is Cass's & Sally is Jason's.
Ps: I have to redo Kate's part because it was depressing & I don't want to trigger anyone.
Titan's are next.
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Teen Titans & Batfamily Life
HumorThe picture is not mine's & neither is the memes. Request are always open. Damirae,Dickxkory, & other ships. So I'm doing not just memes but one-shots, AUs & incorrect quotes. Update: I'm not going to write AU's here but in another book. If you gu...