IQG: Batfamily Version

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Bruce: I love sarcasm! It's like punching people in the face but with words!

( I feel like that's something he would say)

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Dick: I've warned you, I'm perfect.

( If you said so)

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Jay:  I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?

( He almost did once 😅)

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Tim: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes

(Him to his friends, he still does it tho 😂)

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Steph: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

( You tell them girl)

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Dami: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.

( That & chaos)

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Barb: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down

(Oh-)

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Cass: What the fuck, ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.Who the hell watches jump rope competition- ooh bouncy.

(Um...)

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Alfred: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

( He had enough with the family bs)

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Duke: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles. Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.

( True)

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Kate:  *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

( You heard the lady)

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Harp: STOP! *Everyone stops* wAiT a MiNuTe-

( Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right)

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Luke: I knew this day would come... I saw it on the calendar.

( Huh?)

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Ace: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

( The hound)

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Titus: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

( Tell that to them)

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Alfred the cat: Just took a personality test and got an A+.

( Thinking like a true cat)

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Bat-Cow: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me

( Thankfully Damian saved him)

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Yarn: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

( Mood)

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Sally: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

( Again mood)

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Goliath: I'm not creepy. I'm petty.There's a difference, ya' know

( Mhm)

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Haley: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

( Aww)

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If I forget anyone please tell me

I was looking up their pets & apparently Tim's is a mold pizza. Yarn is Cass's & Sally is Jason's.

Ps: I have to redo Kate's part because it was depressing & I don't want to trigger anyone.

Titan's are next.

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