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Raven: *being pinned to the ground by Damian* So.... Are we still fighting or flirting, I'm getting mixed signals.
Damian: I literally have you pinned to the ground.
Raven: Doesn't really answer my question.
Damian: *blushes* Both.
(I hope that's the answer she looking for)
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Jason: *Opening the fridge* Timbo, why is there a big carrot with the baby carrots?
Tim: *shrugs* They need adult supervision. *Takes a bite of toast*
(*Blinks* did I did this already?🤔)
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The Batfam coming home from a mission
Bruce: Did you have to stab him. *Takes off his cowl*
Jason: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said!
Bruce: Well, what did he say. *Arms crossed*
Jason: He said "Well? What you going to do? Stab me?"
Everyone:...
Damian: *nodding* Fair.
(He would've done the same thing)
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Interviewer: How is it like living with the Teen Titans?
Robin IV: Imagine living with normal, clean & civilized people.
Raven: Then that idea out the window.
Interviewer: Oh...
The others who is watching them on TV: *Cold sweat*
(Dang)
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Raven: *Hovering over Damian* Is he breathing?
Damian: *Peak his eye open*
Raven: I think I'll have to give him a month to month.
Damian: *Closes eye*
(He'll do anything to get a kiss from her)
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Damian: *Gets a phone call from Raven* Hello Bel-
Raven: I kidnapped a child.
Damian: *Blinks* You did what?
Raven: Her parents were being neglectful & left her in a park, so I stole her.
Damian: That's not how it works.
Raven: But I want to keep her.
Dick: *Realizes* I left Mariand'r at the park.
Damian: We're keeping her.
(Kori is going to be mad if she finds out)
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Tim: I'm 80% Coffee addict, 20% I do not care & 10% Sarcasm.
Damian: That's 110%
Tim: And I'm 20% don't care.
Damian: Should've seen that coming.
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Teen Titans & Batfamily Life
HumorThe picture is not mine's & neither is the memes. Request are always open. Damirae,Dickxkory, & other ships. So I'm doing not just memes but one-shots, AUs & incorrect quotes. Update: I'm not going to write AU's here but in another book. If you gu...
