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Damian & Raven in a fight
Damian: FUCK YOU!!!
Raven: *blushing* FUCK ME YOURSELF, PUSSY!!!
Damian: *blushing hard* 😳😵 *falls to the ground, nose bleeding at the thought of it* (In his mind: Yes)
(Looks like someone is going to have fun)
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Damian: *on his knees* What would you say if I asked you to marry me? *Blushing*
Raven: *blushing as well* I would say-
Dick, Jason & Tim who Damian told to stay away: *entering the room violently shaking wedding bells*
(🎶 Marry me Juliet you don't have to be alone~ 🎶)
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Damian who told Raven to go to bed early: I'll go to bed in a hour, she'll never noice *starts training*
3 hours later
Damian: Is that the sun? Oh I fucked up. *Hears feet steps*
Rachel: DAMIAN WAYNE!
Damian: SHIT
(You done fucked up)
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Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.
Raven: Boyfriend? *Eyes wide* DON'T KILL HIM
Kidnapper: As long as you follow what I say, he will live.
Raven: Not you. DAMIAN DON'T KILL HIM *hears the kidnapper's screams & sighs* He couldn't have kidnap him. 😑
(So, who's going to tell Batman? 👀)
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Jason: Uh... Timbo... I don't think you should be using a plastic straw...
Tim: *sleep deprived & leak of coffee* I know I know, plastic straws are bad for the turtles bla bla bla use metal forks & some other crap.
Jason: Yeah but your eating the rice not me.
(Tim's lucky Damian wasn't there)
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Rachel: Damián *panicking* WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BLEEDING?!
Damian: I don't know.
Raven: I'm gonna call Alfred. What's your type?
Damian: Purple hair & eyes, azarthain & pretty.
Raven:... Damián, I meant your blood type.
Damian: Red *faints*
(Don't worry, he's ok)
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Damian: Witchgirl *panicking* WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BLEEDING?!
Raven: I don't know.
Damian: I'm taking you to the mansion. What's your type?
Raven: Jet black spiky hair, green eyes, has anger issues sometimes & cute.
Damian:... Raven, I mean your blood type.
Raven: Rojo *faints*
(Rojo= Red)
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Raven: My hands is cold. *Rubbing them together*
Damian: *holds her hands* Is that better? *Blushing*
Garfield: *looks at them then to Terra* My lips are cold.
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Teen Titans & Batfamily Life
HumorThe picture is not mine's & neither is the memes. Request are always open. Damirae,Dickxkory, & other ships. So I'm doing not just memes but one-shots, AUs & incorrect quotes. Update: I'm not going to write AU's here but in another book. If you gu...
