"Don't get blood on my carpet!"
'You're the one who stabbed me!'
"So! Don't bleed on my carpet! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get blood out of carpet!"
'If you're so worried about my blood getting on you're carpet , maybe you shouldn't have stabbed me!'
"You were being annoying!"
'So you stab me!'
"You wouldn't shut up!"
'So you stab me?!'