before we start, i would just like to say the title doesnt make any sense. i just wrote whatever popped into my head first


previously on Dance Moms 

-livin on the dance floor-

my earring fell of in the ocean and its gone :,(

Kim, there are people dying. 

Ugh, as if!


after harry sty- i mean potter leaves dumbledore and snape get back to it ; -) 


SIIIIIKKKEEEE YOU THOUGHT

Snape says "i'll get going now"

dumbledore sighs quietly "goodbye snape" 'my little sussy baka' he thinks. 

a/n - im so, so, so sorry i had to.

Dumbledore walks back into his sleeping quarters (tbh where are the professors rooms, they never specified. do they just like sleep in their office or are there teacher dorms?? i dont need sleep, i need answers!!) and lies down. 

'you are so beautiful, to meeee' (Alfalfa voice) he thinks to himself as he creates random scenarios of him and snape to fall asleep to. 






a/n - tbh idk what this is, i felt like adding to the story but didnt know what. then a bunch of random references popped into my head. after that i kind of just did whatever. also sorry if you dont get the references. 

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