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Tommy Fucking Innit, SBI and Stream Highlights

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March 9, 2021
| 6:59 PM GMT |
twitter dms

TommyInnit
@tommyinnit

WOMAN

Please wait 4 - 5
business days as I panic
and figure out how to
reply to an influencer's DM.
Thank you.

what??
are you mental??

listen
i feel like its to illegal
to get to talk to you

i dont think it can be illegal to
talk to a person
anyway
ARE YOU PHILZA MINECRAFT'S NIECE?

pls
why are you so blunt-

well ONE of us has to be

thats fair
and yeah, i'm phil's niece
his brother was my dad

POG
how does it feel to be related to THE
philza mineceraft?

illegal
also embarrassing
...
okay it's pretty nice
im still wondering if im dreaming
and you arent helping at all

DONT BE SCARED
BIG MAN TOMMYINNIT DOESNT BITE

YES IT DO BITCH
right srry force of habit

ITS FINE
so
minecraft?

maybe
just dont mind me pretending that
youre not a big figure
because my anxiety will not
let me rest if i actively think of it

lol alright

can we play bedwars?
i have a duos winstreak record
i need to beat and my best friend
isnt available

BEDWARS POGCHAMP

AIGHT
MY DISCORD IS #imtired5200

WAIT
YOURE IN MY DISCORD

BITCH
I WAS FORGETTING YOURE FAMOUS
WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THAT

oh right
anyway
ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST
BITCH

GIVE ME A MINUTE TO
TURN ON MY PC
GOD YOURE SO FUCKING IMPATIENT

I AM NOT

YES YOU ARE

AM NOT

WE ARE NOT DOING THAT
CLICHE THING TOMATHY INNIT

TOMATHY INNIT??
YOURE SUCH A FUCKING-

FINISH YOUR SENTENCE BITCH
I FUCKING DARE YOU

xxx

March 10, 2021
| 8:17 PM GMT |
discord

WOMAN
ANSWER THE FUCKING CALL

IM PLAYING ANIMAL CROSSING
STOP IT

YOU CAN PLAY THAT WHILE TALKING TO US
SO ANSWER THE GODDAMN CALL

FUCK OFF

YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING

FINISH IT BITCH
I SWEAR TO GOD