#KPop

Jokes [EXO]

"EXO Jokes"

*texting*
Xiumin: Kris?
Kris: I'll be there in five minutes. If not, read this again.
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Kris: Hey you.
Luhan:
Kris: Yeah you.
Luhan:
Kris: You are fabulous.
Luhan:
Kris: You are amazing.
Luhan: 
Kris: You are attractive.
Luhan: Stop talking to the mirror!
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Suho: Have you been waiting long?
Baekhyun: No, but di you know that this place has 2,584 tiles on the ceiling?
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*Kris and Chan texting*
Kris: My love
Kris: If you are smiling, send me your smiles
Kris: If you are sleeping send me your dreams
Kris: If you are crying send me your tears,
Kris: I love you.
Chanyeol: I'm in the toilet, what should I send?
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Sehun: Hey can you lend me 20$?
Suho: Do you think money grows on trees?
Sehun: What is money made out of?
Suho: Paper.
Sehun: Where does paper come from?
Suho: ....
Suho: Here's your 20$.
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Chen: What did the dog say when it lost its bone?
Xiumin: What?
Chen: Nothing, dogs can't talk.
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Xiumin: Say you love me. Say you love me.
Chen: You love me.
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Chanyeol: I hate it when people pour my cereal.
Chanyeol: They don't know how much I want.
Chanyeol: They don't know my life.
Chanyeol: They don't know what I've been through.
Kai: Hyung, calm down it's just cereal!
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Kyungsoo: If you would choose one thing, your life or me?
Kai: My life.
Kyungsoo: What?!
Kai: Because you are my life.
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Chanyeol: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Kyungsoo: What?
Chanyeol: Nothing, they just waved.
Kyungsoo: Oh.
Chanyeol: Do you SEA what I did there?
Kyungsoo: ...
Chanyeol: I'm SHORE you did.
Kyungsoo: How do you have friends?
Chanyeol: Don't be such a beach...
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Chanyeol: Happy Birthday!
Baekhyun: Thank you! What did you get me?
Chanyeol: It was a surprise, but remember that red Mercedes you wanted so bad?
Baekhyun: YES YES YES YES OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH
Chanyeol: Well, I got you a toothbrush, same color.
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Suho: When's your birthday?
Chanyeol: November 27.
Suho: What year?
Chanyeol: Every year?
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