Ship or Rip - The Promise Neverland (Characters Reactions)

Prologue: Ship or Rip!

Some people say The Promise Neverland is underrated.
YES IT is.

WE NEED MORE FANFICS!

That's why I made this one, but this time you and the characters will react and get to Rip or Ship these ships.

Issabella: I never knew my dear babies were underrated.

Sister Krone: Let us feed those to demons after we feed the children of course.

Emma: W-what did you say?

Norman: C'mon Emma, let's pay attention to  Author san.

Ray: I haven't been paying attention for the last few seconds. This book about Fires is just getting good.

Norman: You too?!

Emma: Remember TRUST NO ONE NORMAN.

Norman: I know that, it's just...Ray said he wasn't paying attention and was reading this book about Fires and I think we should pay attention because Author san is probably waiting for us...

Author san waits and checks her watch.

Go on Norman, go on. I definitely have enough time.

Norman: Sorry.

No problem, anyway. We'll be talking about ships from the Manga and Anime. You all get to Rip whenever you want.

Ray: I'm going to Rip some hearts.

No your not Ray.

Emma starts dancing.

Emma: I'm getting Ripped tonight RIP DAY! AYE!

Norman, are you the only sensible one here?

Norman: Yes. I think so.

Sherry: I am sensible!

Norman: Your four years old.

Sherry: Yeah but I be sensible.

Norman laughs.

Ahem, can I get on with the show? The audience is waiting.

Norman: Yes.

Emma stops dancing.

So, you can ship or rip. I have a few personal ships too, and you'll find out what they are soon. When you ship someone it can be anything! And we totally value your opinion.

Ray: Opinion...I say we take out Mom now.

Issabella: Why?

Ray: I don't want you  here and your purple eyes are creepy.

Norman: That's a bit mean.

Ray: But it's my opinion.

Emma in the background screaming: BURN.

Norman: Your supposed to be helping me out here Emma.

Ray: Haha, Emma betrayed you. Come to the betrayal squad.

Emma: No thank you.

Norman: Oh so Emma are you on my side or?

Emma: I'm on no one's side!

Ray: Typical.

Norman: ...

Ray: If no one's going to ask, I'll say it. Who do you like more? Norman, or me, Ray?

Emma: ...

Norman: You shouldn't make her choose between us.

Ray: Well I already did.

Norman: Ray!

Emma: I dunno honestly.

Author san taps her foot.
Can we talk about this, SOME OTHER TIME?
OR MAYBE WHEN THE SHIP BATTLE ACTUALLY BEGINS.

Emma: Okay sorry... Quietly whisers: Lady Dimitrescu

Author san fumes.
What did you just say?!

Norman: Emma your not supposed to pick a fight with anyone.

Author san reveals her RPG, and points it up.

"Too bad. It's too late to back out now, EMMA." Author san said.

Issabella: Pull the trigger! So we can steal her brains after wards!

Norman: DON'T PULL THE TRIGGER!

Ray: Meh.

Omae wa shinderu...

Emma: NANI?

...

After the break.

So now that that's settled, y'all wanna actually Ship and Rip or?

Emma (traumatised): Y-yes my Queen of All Authors. *Bows before her*

Emma: Your supremacy is acknowledged.

Norman: Do you think Emma is alright?

Ray: After what Author san did to her, NO.

Hii!! Your at the end of this chapter. I hope you enjoyed. Check out other stories such as

Royal Promise.

Tpn School Drama.

And more!

Also this was more of a joke chapter!