{KilluGon OneShots}

19. {pick up lines from Hisoka pt.2}

~part 2 of the last oneee~

"Gon, where is he?"

"Oh, he's right outside."

"What."

"He's outside."

"Uhm, like outside the house???"

"Yes, like outside the house. Are you okay Killua?"

Killua didn't respond and told him to wait in the house. When he closed the door behind him he saw Hisoka on the lawn, smiling. 

"He knew, that creepy ass man knew that I would come outside," Killua thought, getting more frustrated. He walked up to him, standing right in front of him, but not very intimidating. With a whole foot of height difference Hisoka just saw a tuft of white hair and a pissed off little face.

"Why would you say that to Gon??"

"Say what?" Hisoka looked at him smiling. Killua got more annoyed and rolled his eyes. He didn't like people spoiling his boyfriends innocence as they please.

"Those stupid pick up lines? He doesn't even know what they mean!" Killua shouted at him. 

"Oh, well, I didn't know either. Honest mistake." 

"Wha- Of course you knew stop teasing me!!"

"Teasing? I could never." Hisoka said in a mocking shock.

Killua took a deep breath and said, "Just don't do that again, he- he's so sweet I don't want to ruin it."

"Like I said, I didn't do anything, and besides, you're being dramatic."

"Im not being dramatic. You-you're the one thats dramatic you- you drama queen! No wonder your ass married Illumi you guys are perfect each other!!!"

"I'm not being dramatic, you're the one yelling so that Gon could hear you. I also married him for business purposes not because we're 'drama queens'. "

"Yea right, the only business you have is sucking his-" 

"Hm? What was that? I thought you didn't want Gon to be ruined." Hisoka said cutting him off. 

"No one can hear us!" Killua said, lowering his voice just in case," Just please, don't do this stuff again. Or else I'm literally making sure all contact is gone and you'll never talk to him again."

Killua walked away back into the house. 

"What did you talk about with Hisoka? Why won't you tell me what the lines mean? Why were you gone so long? Also why were you yelling?" Gon asked wrapping his arms around Killua.

"Nothing, just um, Gon?"

"Yea?"

"Please, please, don't use those pick up lines again."

~lol I hope you enjoyed this one I think whenever Hisoka's involved the story gets better~