DAMON'S POVWe were out once again-shocker, I know.
It was to do with some up-coming band. None of us were really paying attention, we all heard 'free drinks' and scrambled out the door. A few other musicians would be attending too, like Ian brown, Johnny Marr and unfortunately Oasis. Everyone just wanted to have a laugh? I don't know.
The party was thrown by some record label that just invited random celebrities, apparently they'd even asked Paul McCartney-I assumed he'd said no, he was a very busy man. A very busy man that Neve adored, and loved to annoy with questions. I think he even ran away from her once.
I had Jess at my side like always, or more like she had me at her side. I always looked like an out of season handbag following behind her. Neve and Brona sat beside us, Neve keeping her distance from Alex as they still refused to make up like the children they were. Kat and John were facing us and Gra who looked extremely displeased.
"Do you think Graham's going to explode?" I whispered to Jess as I eyed him warily. He did look red, like he was angry. He did hate John I suppose.
"Yeah and Kat looks a bit...green?" And she did, she looked sick? Like she was regretting something or she was nervous, wouldn't stop jittering either. "Never mind those two. How are you doing Dames?"
"I'm not really fancying this," I gestured around the club. I just wasn't up for having a good time tonight, it all felt off. No offence to the band as well, but their music was a bit dull. Not to my liking.
"We can go if you want?" And although I really did want to go, it looked like she was having the time of her life, badgering some poor soul that had known Kurt Cobain.
I smiled at her, "oh no it's fine, as long as you're here, I'm here."
"I'm gonna be sick," Brona spoke up, turning away from some reporter she was chatting too. Hopefully she hadn't said anything too controversial.
"You becoming the next Morrissey or summat?" Neve laughed, hinting at Bronagh's recent problematic behaviour.
"Shut the fuck up man," she groaned.
And just as I was maybe about to have a good time, even join in on teasing Brona-everything was fucking ruined.
I'd saw that bastard.
Fucking Dylan.
"What's he doing here?" I fumed, drawing everyone's attention to him and his three mates.
Brona puffed, "I don't know, but he may watch because I'll jump him." I'll fucking help.
Maybe we could just ignore him? Yeah.
No.
He walked right over to us, sauntering very smugly the prick. Like he wanted to annoy me specifically, and to make matters worse, the Gallagher's had now moved right next to us.
"Jess," he greeted, and she obviously looked uncomfortable due to him touching her thigh last time we saw him. "How've you been?"
"Oh, uh..." she mumbled, trying to make it clear she had no interest in talking to him.
"You're not speaking to me?" He tutted, "Is it because your husband is here?" And oh how he'd said that word like it was the biggest insult in the world.
"Dylan," I gritted my teeth, "turn the fuck around before I knock you out."
He laughed.
He laughed.
HE LAUGHED?
"I wouldn't be laughing, Dildo," Brona warned, "because I'll have you fucking bate as well, you and your twatty mates."
"I'm sure you will, gorgeous," one of them winked at her and began to come closer to her. "I'm sure you'd love to do a lot of things to me." That dirty bastard.
"Move," she seethed.
"Get the fuck away from her!" Jess exclaimed, not even realising that Dylan had rested his hand on her shoulder. "Dylan, what are you doing?"
"Fucking move!" Neve screeched at the boy who'd come closer and closer to Brona. Oh I was going to start something.
"I'm being serious mate," Alex spat, "get the fuck away from them." He was scary when he was riled up.
"Jess, what do you say we get out of here?" Dylan asked her, leaning closer into her. "Leave Mr Momsen on his own."
That's when I fucking lost it.
I got up from my seat quickly and shoved him, causing him to stumble back into Noel Gallagher, who turned around with a quizzical brow. He looked to Neve for an explanation, because everything was her fault when it came to Noel.
"You touch her again and I'll kill you," I threatened and I think I was being serious. I'd literally do anything to make sure Jess was comfortable.
He came running at me and chaos erupted, punches were thrown and thrown. I clearly won as he'd not got any good hits in. Jess was trying to pull me back, but I couldn't stop.
"Oi mate! Get ta fuck!" Liam? Who was he fighting?
I finally gave up on fighting Dylan when two of his mates had pulled me off, and then I'd seen Liam Gallagher beating up the lad that was all over Brona whilst she just stood and watched him.
"Go on Liam!" She cheered. Fucks sake, she always did love a fight. "Get the ugly cunt!"
Noel looked absolutely raging that his brother had gotten in another scrap. "This your fault?" He questioned Neve, who looked very fucking offended.
"No!" And then they started fucking arguing as well, and Alex watched them in a huff. Soon even threatening to bash Noel's head in.
We'd gotten chucked out of the event-me, the boys, the girls and the Gallagher family, how cute, best fucking friends we all are. Love Liam and Noel, the highlight of my week was getting to spend time with them.
They'd suggested to go to another bar though, they seemingly didn't wish for the night to end even if we loathed each other and Liam's nose was bleeding.
All just for a drink innit.
NOTE
Least proud of this chapter
So much shite happened and I HATE it
pls save me its so bad
-ur bestie xx
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