LITTLE BITCHES
PIPER
yall didn't hear this from me
but JJ is actually engaged to a man??
SAM
shaking and crying
ALEX
Awww shit she's straight
ADRIAN
poor Pipe ):
PIPER
shut up I'm literally not affected by this!?
Just surprised
SAM
uhh sure
wait how did you even hear about this? it's not "news"
ALEX
they've been "texting"
SAM
PARDON ME?
PIPER
alex fuck off
yeah we've been texting for a few days now
SAM
do explain
NOW
ADRIAN
geez
PIPER
Well, she kind of actually used my number after i'd sent it to her and she gave me a recommendation of a rly good ramen place
and then we just started occasionally texting
ALEX
by occasionally she means every hour in which they've both been free which is a lot considering there's not much work right now
ADRIAN
Wow
SAM
why am I just hearing about this?
PIPER
because I don't tell you everything?
SAM
But I'm your best friend ):
PIPER
okay fine you do actually know everything
SAM
except for this
ADRIAN
sheesh sammy it's okay
SAM
I know ): I just like to know what's going on with my best friend and her love life, right?
PIPER
this is soooo unrelated to my love life
I'm closer to being in an actual relationship to Alex's gay ass than Jennifer Jones'
ALEX
You wish you could have my gay ass
PIPER
No, I really don't!
I like my asses fuzz free
ALEX
I shave my ass
ADRIAN
is that something you really wanted us all to know
PIPER
LMAOOO
anyway, I'm more of a boob gal myself
ADRIAN
high five ✋🏻
PIPER
✋🏻 aye
SAM
You guys suck
PIPER
well, I don't
SAM
UGHHHHHHH
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femme fatal | sapphic social media - completed
Romance- someone, I tell you, will remember us, even in another time Sappho in which two closeted actors accidentally start up dating rumours and the media goes insane social media x real life story - it's a sapphic story!! female OC X female OC
