F.R.I.E.N.D.S - SEASON 11 (TEMPORADA 11 - INÉDITA!)

S11E04 - The One With All The Education - FULL EPISODE

THE ONE WITH ALL THE EDUCATION

Written by: Wellington Oliveira.

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment – Bathroom. Phoebe is sitting on the toilet with her hands pressing her belly, looking down at it]

Phoebe: Hi, I'm Phoebe. I've just realized that the fact that you are inside of me doesn't mean necessarily that you know me, you know? So... Yeah. I wanted to introduce myself and be polite. I'll be your mom. Oh, I want to make sure that you feel safe about the day I'm going to push you out of there, because I've already made three like you come out of this same place, so I'm quite good at this. [she starts to caress her belly] I also wanted to make sure that you know that... I've always wanted you. I can't wait to see you. You'll love your dad. Oh, and you'll have the best aunts and uncles.

Chandler [knocking on the bathroom door]: Phoebe, you didn't flush yourself by accident, did you?

Phoebe: This is your uncle Chandler. He's not annoying like this all the time, but don't worry, I'll teach you the best mean jokes to make him cry like a girl.

OPENING CREDITS

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment – Kitchen – They are all together]

Rachel: So you guys really didn't plan the baby?

Phoebe: No. It was just a wonderful surprise.

Rachel: I just think that this whole "we didn't plan the baby" thing is so questionable. I believe that deep in there a plan exists.

Phoebe: Oh, yeah? Let's talk about Emma's birth then...

Emma: I'm right here...

Phoebe: Oh, hi Emma!

Joey: So this means that Mike's thing is still working.

Mike: Hum... Thanks?

Monica: But, Pheebes, how is your baby going to affect the world positively as you said?

Ross: And please, oh please, you don't mention the futuristic World War III with robots with selfie stick arms again, because if you do, I will...

[Phoebe points her finger at Ross; intimidating]

Ross: I will listen with attention again.

Chandler [whispering]: Dude, are you getting threatened by a pregnant woman?

Ross [whispering]: It's Phoebe. She was a badass before. Imagine what she is capable of doing now with the hormones hurricane thing.

Phoebe: What are you talking about? My baby can come to this world to discover the cure of an important disease, he can find a way to give us all free cable TV or... Or... He can be the president of the United States!

Chandler: Oh, no way. You know that the first one of our group that will become president is Joey and you can't mess up with this order. Joey is getting smarter and smarter. Right, Joey?