Written by: Wellington Oliveira.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's house - Monica is making cookies in the kitchen]
Monica: (Loud) Chandler? Is everything ok with the kids' school project?
[Chandler is doing something with the kids, Jack and Erika – both 10 years old – that we don't see because he's in front of them]
Chandler: (Loud) Yeah. Everything's fine.
[Chandler then moves back and we see that he was gluing tape on their faces to make scary faces]
Chandler: (with the hands on his hips) Man, that's priceless.
Erika: Dad, how this exactly is going to help us with our history project?
Chandler: Well, how do you thing the medieval clowns entertained the kings?
Jack: (taking off the tape of his face) This is not cool. It ruins the shape of my eyebrows.
Chandler: Ok, you're definitely going to stop spending so much time with your grandfather... I mean, that is your grandmother. That is... Monica, I need help here!
[Erika and Jack run to their room, but Erika returns and cleans all the pieces of tape from the carpet. She looks at Chandler that admires her]
Erika: What?
Chandler: Oh, nothing. Just thinking how rich we could be if your mother had accepted my idea of her writing a book. "5 steps to turn your kid... Into yourself".
[Scene: Monica uses the phone. The screen is split in half and Phoebe appears]
Phoebe: Hello?
Monica: Hey, it's me.
Phoebe: Oh, hi Monica. Hey. Wow. It seems so long since we talked for the last time.
Monica: You're right. 100 bizarre events happened around here since I called you last time... [Monica looks at her watch] 12 hours ago.
Phoebe: Oh my God. So tell me everything very fast or it's gonna be a hell of pricy phone bill.
Monica: How is Mike?
Phoebe: Fine. He's checking some things at the piano bar.
Monica: Hey, do you wanna call Rachel now and make this a group phone call?
Phoebe: Yeah. LET'S DO THAT! Oh, I love when we do that. It feels so futuristic. It makes me feel like we're just a little bit closer to the coming of the ant people.
[Monica dials. The screens splits in three and Rachel appears]
Monica: Hey, Rachy.
Rachel: Hi, Monica. What's new?
Phoebe: Me! Phoebe!
Rachel: Oh. We're doing one of those phone calls? 'Cause we might as well call Joey, then.
Phoebe: [dialing; excited] I'm calling him! I'm calling him!
Monica: So what's up with you and Ross? How's Emma?
Rachel: Fine. Ross and I were just about to go out to drive Emma to her friend's birthday party.
[The screen splits in four and Joey appears lying on the bed, very asleep, picking up the phone]
Joey: [with sleep voice] Hello?
Phoebe: Hi, Joey!
[Joey falls asleep again and starts to snores]
Rachel: What's that now?
Monica: [looks at her watch again] It's... 11 a.m.
Rachel: Yeah. What were we thinking?
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S - SEASON 11 (TEMPORADA 11 - INÉDITA!)
Storie d'amoreI do not own the rights to the characters of the TV show "Friends". All the rights belong to their creators, Martha Kauffman and David Crane. TV scripts of episodes for a 11th season of the beloved TV show. Available in English and Portuguese. Scrip...