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TV scripts of episodes for a 11th season of the beloved TV show.
Available in English and Portuguese.
Scrip...
[Scene: Chandler, Monica, the kids and Janice are in the hall]
Janice: Chandler – Bing – Ahn Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra. I can't believe. Is this really happening? God, it feels like I've opened the door to the past!
Chandler: In fact this feels more like the end of one of those disaster movies with hurricanes and tsunamis [looks to Monica] and the ones with bad visual effects. I'm talking about bad visual effects!
Janice: Monica... May I hug you? [and she instantly grabs Monica]
Monica: I think you already are.
Janice: So what is the reason of this unexpected and marvelous visit?
Chandler: You know, I had something in mind, but all of a suddenly it's like my brain melted, so...
Janice: Oh, I'm so rude. Come in you all...
[They enter and Monica and Chandler get shocked by the decoration full of red leather items]
Chandler: Well, I guess you enjoy red and leather once in a while. Don't you?
Monica: [whispering] Oh, give me a break. If I didn't stop you, our house would be very similar to this.
Janice: Now wait a minute... Are these two beautiful kids yours? Oooh... [she squeeze them with a hug]
Jack: Mom, I can't breathe.
[Monica pulls the kids away from her]
Janice: So... Can you believe it? I'm living in your old apartment!
Chandler: Oh, yes. We believe. Because that's something we've been waiting to happen for many years.
Janice: Yeah, I live here now.
Chandler: And we would thank you so very much if you gave us the place back.
Janice: What?
Monica: Well, Janice, that's why we're here. We want to get back to this part of the city and to our old apartment and we came to talk to the person that is living here. Now the fact that this person is YOU... [Monica looks up at the ceiling] Are you kidding me?
Janice: Oh... I did not see that coming... Well [pause] Fine, I tell you what. I'll move out [she points to Chandler] if you give me one last night of love.
Chandler: WHAT?!
Janice: Ahn Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra. I'm kidding! I don't even remember how you look like naked anymore! Ahn Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra.
Monica: [taking the kids out] Ok, kids, why don't you play in the hall a little?
Erika: But, mom, what if that creepy guy that was screaming things from the bible on the sidewalk had entered the building?
Monica: Still a better option [and she bangs the door]
OPENING CREDITS
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