Here we go bois, chatfic on crack time.

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Kel: Do you guys wanna go swimming?

Hero: WHere?

Kel: Uhhhhhh uhhhhh UUHHHHH

Aubrey: Can you guys shut the fuck

Sunny: Shut the fuck?

Aubrey: *Shut the fuck up

Kel: Damn Aubrey you're out here missing whole-ass words in sentances.

Aubrey: At least I don't eat soap.

Kel: THAT WAS ONE TIME!

Sunny: That was yesterday, Kel.

Basil: He ate soap yesterday?

Sunny: Yeah.

Hero: Where was I when this happened?

Kel: You wer ei yourr room

Aubrey: Go learn how to spell. Please.

Kel: I can spel just fine.

Sunny: I beg to differ.

Kel: Shut.

Sunny: Okay.

Kel: WAIT NO COME BACK.

Aubrey: Great, look what you did now Kel.

Basil: Sunny just evaporated.

Kel: Okay, that wasn't me.

Aubrey: Yes it was.

Kel:

Aubrey: WHat the hell is that

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Aubrey: WHat the hell is that

Kel: Exaclty

Hero: What

Basil: Did you make that??

Kel: IP adress.

Hero: WHat

Aubrey: Guys I think Kel is on drugs

Kel: Salmon man.

Hero: Yeah I think so too.

Basil: Agreed.

Sunny: Yeah, he's high.

Kel: Dazai Osamu.

Aubrey: WHAT??

Kel: I ate pant, not drehgs.

Hero: Of course you did.

Aubrey: You understood that?

Hero: Yes.

Basil: What'd he say?

Hero: "I ate paint, not drugs."

Sunny: YOU ATE WHAT

Kel: Pant

Aubrey: I'm-

Basil: I'm gonna just-

Hero: I'm gonna have to take away Kel's paint privilages. 

Aubrey: Oh no.

-to be continued? Maybe.-

I'm not funny lmao so uhhhh this isn't funny, but we don't talk about that.

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