Devastating Secret™

The Best Gift

Eva froze in her steps as she saw the dozens of red roses in her sitting room. She glanced at Noah in question who was standing there with a single red rose in his hand.

"What?" She asked him skeptically.

"Can't I do something nice for my beautiful wife?" Noah asked as he strode up to her, kissing her then presented the rose, "Do you know how much I love you?"

"I love you too," Eva responded skeptically. "What is it?"

"Jeez, Eva! I suck that bad!" Noah asked.

"It's just been a while and it's not our anniversary or my birthday which by the way you still owe me a proper gift for..."

"I'm not good enough as a gift!" Noah asked, "I went all out!"

"Out of your mind! You laid on the bed and said, "This is for you baby, and played - Let's get it on – that is a gift for you, not me."

"There was chocolate and flowers. You like expensive stuff and I thought what else you like so that's what I did!"

"It can't be that hard to get me a decent gift, Noah..."

"It's near impossible, but I don't want to argue about this. I have a surprise for you." Noah teased.

"Another naked surprise?" Eva asked dryly.

"No! It's not a naked surprise and don't act like you don't like them Miss Screamer!"

"I'm not complaining about the naked surprise, but I need a variety now and then."

"I got plenty...

"Not sex positions, Noah!" Eva clarified.

"You know what, I'll just keep my naked surprises to myself from now on...."

"Oh no!" Eva mock cried as she slumped into the sofa, "However, will I survive?"

"Just for that, I'm not giving you this one either!"

"Oh, come on, baby. I didn't mean to be mean. May I please have my surprise?" Eva asked a surly Noah who muttered, "Well you ruined it already." Eva pouted, and he relented saying "We're taking a trip to Bigfork Montana."

"Why?"

"Go sightseeing, camping, and maybe do some fishing..." Noah began, but his smile faded as Eva began laughing on the sofa.

"What... part of me looks...like it ever wants to camp?" Eva gasped out.

"The part that would like fucking Noah in the tent," Noah smirked. That shut her up effectively and Noah muttered, "And you act like you don't like Naked Noah Surprise."

Seriously, she asked. "When is this infamous trip?"

"A week from today."

"That's no time to get the kids ready..."

"It's just going to be us, Eva." Noah clarified.

"Oh!" She said then smiled at him licking her lips. "Oh. I may like this Noah Naked Surprise."

Noah sat on the sofa and leaned in whispering, "When has it ever disappointed?" Eva blushed before pulling him in for a kiss. As much as Noah loved her kisses he loved seeing her smile and he couldn't wait to make her smile when she meets her family.

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"Must they always be there? "Eva griped as she looked in the passenger-side mirror at the Secret Service detail following them.