The kraut in hell (Loona x male reader)

Back to work, kinda.

Y/N POV
I wake up, Loona is showering. I smile to myself. I get up and walk to my dresser, and get a fresh set of clothes. I start humming. I walk into the hall, and Loona walks down the hall, bare ass naked. Thankfully she didn't notice me, I don't feel like being called a pervert today. I walked to the shower. I get cleaned up, I dry myself off and get gussied up in my clothes. I walk to the kitchen, and Blitz was there drinking coffee.

Blitz: Morning sleeping beauty.

Y/N: Morning Blitz. How was Hellmas?

Blitz: Fucking Rich owl bastard won't leave me alone.

Y/N: I'm too tired to even begin to decipher that.

Loona walks into the kitchen, wearing relatively conservative clothes compared to what she usually wears.

Blitz: Whats the Special occasion? You're more dressed up then usual.

Loona: Nothing, just wanted to not look like a hoe, I've actually got a guy I love now, so I can't put myself on display anymore.

Suddenly Blitz gets call.

Blitz: FUCK ITS STOLAS AGAIN!

Loona: C'mon babe, let's get going.

We walk out, I start walking down the sidewalk, but Loona calls over.

Loona: Y'know I have a car right?

Y/N: You mean the average person can afford Automobiles down here?

Loona: Yup!

Y/N: Hot damn! This world is way better then I thought it was!

Loona: Come on goofball let's go.

I hop into the car, and we start driving to the office. We get to the office, and enter. As I walked through Loona's office, I saw the cognac and half empty Vodka bottle. I chuckle, and grab the cognac and walk to my office, where I see a bag with a note. The note said:

Good day Y/N!
You may not know me, but this is for you!
It's an old artifact of mine from the Peking
Massacre in 1900.
Please enjoy it!

I open the bag, it's a old Pickelhaube. Guess I have two now. I then hear a knock on the door.

Y/N: Come in!

It's Blitz. He has a pissed off look.

Blitz: You and Loona have a date today, the rest of the crew and I are providing protection for Prince Stolas and his daughter!

Y/N: Providing protection huh? Sorry Blitz I had to throw out all the xtra small condoms after I shot Mike the other day.

He laughs. Then smiles.

Blitz: I'll give you that one, but in all seriousness we are all going to an amusement park. Grab a gun or something to defend yourself with.

Y/N: Yes boss!

I grab a po8 Luger, one of my favorite guns. My officer had let me shoot his and I immediately loved the weapon. I walked out to the lobby and saw Loona smiling at me.

Loona: Ready for our date?

Y/N: Yup!

Loona: The guys are out in the company van, let's go.