You are a boy soldier in ww1, when you are struck by a sniper. It was late December, 1914. You are 17 (btw in this story Loona is 19), and when you get to hell, you meet the crew.
Y/N POV It's time to plan the wedding. Fritz, Heinz, and Henry are my groomsman. Oh god the bachelor party is going to be interesting. At the office, my temporary spot until the wedding is planned is right next to my wife to be. I thank whoever runs hell for allowing this to happen to a guy like me. I was talking with Loona, trying to figure out what we wanted.
Loona: So what do you want?
Y/N: Depends on tradition, what's traditional down here?
Loona: A hell wedding, but religious weddings are allowed if you want one.
Y/N: Well, what do you want?
Loona: I actually want a religious wedding.
Y/N: Okay, then that's what we'll have then.
We have that planned, and talk and talk about where it's going to be. We decide to do it where we first met, the lobby of our office, where she called me a dumb fuck, and I mistakenly called her a wolf. With god as my witness, I'm going to love my eternity down here, as long as it's with her. We get the general idea of the wedding down. We have the ceremony at the office, then we go to a nearby park for the reception, then after that go home for, let's just say fun times and leave it at that. I smile at her.
Y/N: are you ready?
Loona: Oh lord yes, I've wanted this since we started dating!
Y/N: Good, because I've been wanting this since then as well. Love you.
Loona: Love you too, hubby.
Y/N: Yup, your hubby.
Loona: Y'know, I don't really mind that.
Y/N: If you did you wouldn't have said yes!
Loona: Now you're using your noodle.
Y/N: My head ain't just a helmet rack.
Loona: I know, it's a handsome helmet rack.
Y/N: Are you calling me handsome but stupid?
Loona: ummm nooooooo?
Y/N: Well you're not wrong.
Loona: You're not that stupid, at least you know how to make a girl happy.
Y/N: I don't know if that's supposed to imply I'm good in bed or not.
Loona: Well, that too, but I mean I'm just happier around you. When I'm pissed, you say the right thing to cheer me up, and you don't even try to, it just comes out. When I'm sad, you're there with a hug and a kind word. When I'm scared, say during a thunderstorm, you're normally right there cuddling me, helping me feel better.
Y/N: I'd be a pretty shitty boyfriend if I didn't.
Loona: A shitty boyfriend you are not.
Y/N: I try, I hope I can keep that up.
Loona: I'm sure you will babe, don't doubt yourself.
Y/N: I can't help it with someone as beautiful as you.
Loona: Oh, can you not compliment me every few minutes?
Y/N:
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Loona: You goof.
Y/N: Have you figured out who your gonna have as your brides maids?
Loona: I asked three people, Octavia, Millie, and your mother.
Y/N: two questions, why'd you ask my mom, and who is Octavia?
Loona: I asked your mom because she's cool, and Octavia is the Prince's daughter.
Y/N: Oh, you know the Prince's daughter?
Loona: Yeah, I also know the prince, the horny bastard.
Y/N: What?
Loona: How do you think we have access to the living world? Blitz fucks the Prince on a regular basis, we get his magic book all but one day of the month for our work. This repeats until Blitz dies and the business either dies out or Moxxie runs the place.
Y/N: no offense to him, but I don't think he has what what it takes to run this place.
Loona: Well Millie does peg him so it wouldn't surprise me.
Y/N: What?
Loona: You don't know what pegging means?
Y/N: No?
Loona: You are far too innocent to be down here.
She explains it too me, while it does weird me out, who am I to stick my nose in others business? We continue talking until Blitz out.
Blitz: Hey hey hey! If it isn't my daughter and son in law, how's the wedding planning going?
Loona: Going great da- I mean Blitz.
Blitz: You almost said it!
Loona: But I didn't.
Millie and Moxxie walk out
Millie: Hey lovah boy and girl, how're you two doing?
Y/N: I'm doing great Mills, you?
Millie: Great!
Y/N: That's good, what about you Mox?
Moxxie: My ass preemptively hurts.
Y/N: Wh- oooohhh, okay too much info there Mox.
Moxxie: You asked.
Y/N: I asked how you were doing not what you guys are doing in the bedroom tonight.
Millie: He's not wrong honey.
Moxxie: Oh yeah, sorry.
Y/N: it's good, just, don't talk about your kinks at the office alright?
Moxxie: Okay.
Henry walks out.
Y/N: Hey Henry!
Henry: Sup Y/N?
Y/N: Nothing much, just waiting to see what you guys do for the Bachelor Party.
Henry: Oh it's going to be a hoot!
Y/N: That's what I'm nervous about.
Henry: Oh lighten up, it's not like we're going to a strip club.
Y/N: I hope you're not taking me to a strip club right before my wedding.
Henry: No, Heinz, Fritz, and I have cooked up a good idea we think you'll like.
Y/N: Okay.
Henry: Loona how's your side of the wedding coming along?
Loona: Great! I got the park portion all figured out, have it arranged at the lobby of the building.
Y/N: Heh, I remember it like it was yesterday.
Loona: Yeah, I called you a dumb fuck and you called me a wolf, one is clearly worse then the other.
Henry: You guys insulted each other when you first met?
Y/N: She insulted me, I had just gotten down here.
Henry: Oh, I'm glad you two worked it out.
Loona: It was easy to fall in love with him when he killed my ex for cheating on me.
Henry: o_o
Y/N: Yup, and I kinda fell for her the second I saw her.
Henry: interesting, well, I need to head home, I found a girlfriend myself.
Y/N: good on ya!
We all laugh, then we all head home. I had been looking into a decently sized apartment, enough for us and two kids. Relatively cheap too. I'm going to broach the topic with her tomorrow. I smile to myself. It's time to get my dress uniform out, the wedding is in a few days after all.
