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Anakin Skywalker has joined Facebook.

No one likes this.

Anakin Skywalker: WUT?! No likes?

Padmè Amidala: Sorry, honey, but you always ruin the fun.

Obi Wan Kenobi: True Dat.

Anakin Skywalker: Master!!! Padmè!!! How could you?

Ahsoka Tano: They're not the only ones who think that.

Anakin Skywalker: Curses!!!

Luke Skywalker: OMG. Dad! This is embarrassing!

Mara Jade: So THAT'S your father?

Luke Skywalker: What an embarrassing way to meet him...

Anakin Skywalker: Who is this Mara Jade I'm speaking to?

Luke Skywalker: No one, dad. No one. Besides, why did you join Facebook anyway?

Anakin Skywalker: Why do you care!?!? Some people wanna be popular!!! Why did you join, hmmm?

Luke Skywalker: Don't make this about me.

Mara Jade: Well, then. I guess I'll be leaving.

Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Anakin Skywalker: OOOOOOOOOOH! Your gurlfriend!

Luke Skywalker: Why do I ever join social media sites anyway?

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Mara Jade posted a selfie.

Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo, and 39 others like this.

Luke Skywalker: You look hot, babe.

Anakin Skywalker: LOLLIPOPS!!!

Leia Organa: Huh?

Anakin Skywalker: LOLLIPOPS!!!

Leia Organa: Dad, are u alright?

Anakin Skywalker: I <3 LOLLIPOPS!!!

Han Solo: I don't know about lollipops, but I sure <3 tacos.

Anakin Skywalker: *Gasps* TACOS?! OOOOOOOOOOH!

Mara Jade: Who fried his brain?

Luke Skywalker: Don't be silly, Mara. If his brain was fried, he wouldn't be able to remember what tacos and lollipops were. Just don't mention any food.

Anakin Skywalker: FOOD?! OOOOOOOOOOH. I'm HUNGRY!!!

Padmè Amidala: *Face palm*

Anakin Skywalker: #tacofreak.

Obi Wan Kenobi: My force, Anakin. Tacos are bad for your health!

Anakin Skywalker: NOOO! There is proteins in it.

Luke Skywalker: My family is so dysfunctional.

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