Star Wars: The Facebook Wars!

Part 8

Dengar has joined Facebook.

Oola has joined Facebook.

Oola: Why is everyone staring at me?

No one likes this.

Jabba the Hutt: I thought my rancor ate u!

Oola: Why does everyone assume that?

Jabba the Hutt: Cause we were all there.

Leia Organa Solo: I don't mean to intrude, Mr. Jabba, but, didn't I kill u?

Jabba the Hutt: Now, why do assume that u killed me?

Leia Organa Solo: Cause, we were all there.

Boba Fett: Yeah. I heard about it.

Jabba the Hutt: Didn't Solo hit ur jetpack and send u flying into the mouth of the Sarlacc?

Boba Fett: No! I escaped and Dengar helped me.

Dengar: It's true.

Boba Fett: And I was his best man at his wedding.

Dengar: That's also true.

Luke Skywalker: AWWWWWW!!! That's so sweet!!! But, why would anyone want Boba Fett at their wedding?

Boba Fett: Some people like me, Puke.

Luke Skywalker: How many times have I told you, my name's not Puke!!!

Boba Fett: Obviously not enough, because ur name is still Puke to me.

Oola: Um, not to intrude, but, no one answered my question; Why is everyone staring at me???

Jabba the Hutt: Cuz, we all thought u were dead. We already had ur funeral.

Oola:  :'(

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Lyn Me has joined Facebook.

Greeata has joined Facebook.

Greedo has joined Facebook.

Han Solo: I thought I killed Greedo...

100 likes. 1 dislike.

Greedo: I thought u killed me, too. But the Great Director brought me back so I could have my own Facebook account. He's so kind!

Greeata: Shut up, Greedo. The director killed me and Lyn Me by blowing up Jabba's Palace. But did he bring us back? Nooooo!

Greedo: Obviously, he did, because u wouldn't be posting stuff right now.

Greeata: Who says I'm not really a guy named JoJoba and I am using Greeata's account to stalk u? Hmmm???

Greedo: U wouldn't do that!!!

Greeata: U really think so?

Greedo:?

Greeata: I'm just kidding!

Greedo: Good!  :-)

Greeata: Or am I?

Greedo:  :O

Hi, guys! I just wanted to let u know that I will update this later. I know it's been short so far, but I need to think of some funny things to write. (I'm horrible at comedy). I hope u like this so far and I'll catch up with u later!

Thank u!

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