Part 5

1.8K 106 65
                                    

Anakin Skywalker has posted a selfie. "Hey guys! Ya'll like my selfie with my peeps, Obi Wan, Mace Windu, and Yoda?"

1,000 likes

Yoda: Hot, I look, hmmm?

Obi Wan Kenobi: How about... no.

Yoda: The heck what?

Mace Windu: Sorry, my little green friend with no known species. Ur not hot.

Yoda: Force choke you, I will.

Mace Windu: Hit me with your best shot!

Anakin Skywalker: FIRE AWAY!!!!

Yoda: Real tough cookie, she is, with a long history.

Obi Wan Kenobi: You're lyrics are out of order. Especially yours, Master Yoda.

Yoda: Hate you, I do.

Mace Windu: Why don't you hit me with ur best shot?

Anakin Skywalker: Nope. You killed it.

Mace Windu: Sad face :-(

~~~~~~~~

Ahsoka Tano: I have a boyfriend!!!

No one likes this.

Anakin Skywalker: This is it, the apocalypse oooh.

Padmè Amidala: I'm waking up I feel it in my bones

Leia Organa Solo: Enough to make my systems go

Luke Skywalker: Welcome to the new age, to the new age. Welcome to the new age, to the new age.

Obi Wan Kenobi: Whoa Whoa I'm radioactive, radioactive. Whoa Whoa I'm radioactive, radioactive.

Padmè Amidala: LYRICS CHAIN!!!

Ahsoka Tano: What's a radioactive lyrics chain got anything to do with me having a boyfriend?

Anakin Skywalker: Because it's the apocalypse. You got a boyfriend, so we're all gonna die!

Ahsoka Tano: =-O

Anakin Skywalker: JK. Did u really think I was serious?

Star Wars: The Facebook Wars!Where stories live. Discover now