Part 2

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Leia Organa updated her profile. "I am married to Han Solo!"

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Anakin Skywalker: GRRRR...

Padmè Amidala: AWWWWWW! :-) we're so happy for you! Right, Ani?

Anakin Skywalker: GRRRR...

Darth Maul: OMGZ! Why didn't you invite me to your wedding?

Obi Wan Kenobi: I thought I killed you...

Darth Maul: No, cuz u SUCK!!!

Leia Organa Solo: I know, huh?

Obi Wan Kenobi: Mad face.

Luke Skywalker: Aw, poor Obi Wan! People making fun of you???

Obi Wan Kenobi: Madder face.

Qui Gon Jinn: Hi!

Darth Maul: I thought I killed you.

Qui Gon Jinn: Nope!

Darth Maul: GRRRR....

Anakin Skywalker: GRRRR...

Darth Maul: Stop it!

Anakin Skywalker: Stop it!

Darth Maul: I'm blocking you!

Anakin Skywalker: I'm blocking you!

Darth Maul has blocked Anakin Skywalker.

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Padmè Amidala posted a selfie. "Hey guys! I'm eating a mango smoothie!"

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Anakin Skywalker: MMMM! Smoothie!

Luke Skywalker: Can I have one, mom?

Padmè Amidala: No! My smoothie!

Leia Organa Solo: I'm your favorite! Can I have one?

Padmè Amidala: Well, you are my fave child... Ok!

Luke Skywalker: Mother!

Leia Organa Solo: HAHAHA! Smoothie!

Jango Fett: I wanna smoothie!

Padmè Amidala: I'll make a special one for you, Jango!

Jango Fett: YAY!

Luke Skywalker: GRRRR...

Anakin Skywalker: Honey, can you make me one?

Padmè Amidala: Of course, Ani!

Luke Skywalker: If I ever go to therapy, I'm gonna tell the therapist about my horrible mother.

Padmè Amidala: You wouldn't!

Luke Skywalker: Try me.

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