Finn got slushied while walking down the hall with Quinn and everyone is freaking the hell out. To quote what Mercedes and Kurt just whispered to each other, in a way that sounds like they've accepted their terminal cancer, nooneissafe.
Mr. Schue walks in, obviously not getting the mood of the room and starts talking about his favourite song, BustAMove. Oh dear god. Oh no. I grasp at Mikes hand in preparation for the worst. Neither Puck, or Finn want to do this song, I wouldn't either and Mr. Schue decides to take it into his own hands. Please god take mercy on us this one day.
BustAMove - Glee Cast Recording
Everyone looks like they have some sort of pained expression but are regardless dancing to the song. I go to the side to sit with Kurt, who's also not having this shit. When the song finally comes to a merciful end (I just took a class in hyperbolic speech, did I do well). Everyone begins to file out after what just felt like the shortest meeting we've done, and I start thinking of something to mashup with that. Suddenly Quinn and Finn come up to me in the hallway and stand menacingly on either side of me. I look between them and shake my head a little bit to indicate that one of them needs to start talking.
"Your coming with us the Ms. Pillsbury's to ask her how to be cool." Quinn states simply, as if it's the most obvious thing in the world.
"Okay, so first of all ouch. Is this some kind of intervention or something?" I ask and Finn laughs a little bit which makes Quinn lightly push his shoulder. Finn regains his serious facade and clears his throat.
