𝚁𝚎𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎 𝚁𝚒𝚎𝚗⭑ 𝙼𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐 DISCONTINUED

what would've happened

So I started writing this book when I was younger, stupid, and had hours upon hours in my hands. Fast foreword to now this book literally makes me sad to write and it's just like bad :(. I think I started this when I was 14, I'm 16 now and I like to think that I know how to better use a comma now.

 I'm not going to lie, literlly half of this chapter has been in the drafts for half a year :/. I'm honestly sorry bc I know I had a few big engagers but you've most likley grown up alot too in the years it's been.

Since I truly cannot find it in me to keep writing this is where the book was supposed to go:

Power Of Madonna: Bea *finally* quits the Cheerios after the whole finding a younger man debacle. I can speak for all of us when I say go girl go. She continues to work on her relationship with food.

Then all is smooth sailing throughout the rest of season one 

Season Two

When Sam is in the middle of the everyone thinks ppl are cheating with him debacle Bea is caught in the centre and in the heat of an argument, and Mike breaks up with her, one of them storms out (in the middle of the Glee club as you can imagine). When Sam is outed as homeless Mike approaches and apologises to Beatrice. She takes him back but says "That's the last time you ever breakup with me on a whim"

At some point before season three during season two Beatrice gets drunk with Kurt and talks about how in love she is with Mike but also admits that she does in fact like women. Kurt posts photos the next day of their night together and accidentally posts  the video of her admitting she likes girls. She finds out when Puck is driving them to school and tells her "It's okay if you like into milfs and cougars too". At school she does in fact almost hit Kurt but Blaine who was called in like Gay Dr. Xavier steps in. She's met from support from the Glee club and realistic reactions from 2010 highschoolers.

Season Three

At the beginning when Mike is not going to dance school for his parents and Bea does the exact same thing Tina does in cannon and they get into the same hallway fight. Mike says something along the lines of "Maybe we shouldn't even be together" and Beatrice replies "Fine, but I told you that-that was the last time you'd break up with me on a whim" they break up. 

Santana, Mercedes, and Brittany beg Beatrice to join the Treble Tones. Beatrice almost does especially after her recent breakup. She ultimately stays with the New Directions because she realises how awkward just living in the same house as Puck would be as well as she doesn't want it to look like she just left because of Mike (ignore that it mostly would be)

On the day of sectionals after the New Directions win when Mike's parents come into the dressing room to accept him for being a dancer and the says he's missed all the dancing school deadlines Bea explains that actually she forged his signature and he's applied and been accepted by a bunch of schools. They make a silent truce then and there to remain friends.

Beatrice is team "ya'll are kind of stupid but like I'll be there" for Rachel and Finn's wedding. When Quinn gets into her car crash on the way Mike takes on the same role Joe does in cannon. On valentines day when Artie and Rory are fighting to be Sugar's date to her valentines day party Beatrice steps into the competition and wins last minuet by wooing Sugar with a French song. She and Beatrice date afterwards until around some time soonish after prom. 

During the Whitney episode when Joe and Quinn duet that's actually Mike and Quinn. Mike and Quinn duet as well as have the moment in physical therapy where Mike almost kisses Quinn but pulls away last second. When Quinn is recounting it to the Glee girls (minus Sugar) in the washroom she says "And then he pulled away grossed out by me and my wheel chair... Or maybe it's cause I wasn't you" to Beatrice

Beatrice is part of the attempting to get Puck to graduate team and is with Puck when their father pulls up at his pool cleaning job. She protests when Puck gives him the last of his pool savings but understands when he say's they'll never have to see him again if he does so. When they return to the Glee Club in the middle of the boys scheming to help Puck graduate Beatrice, without thinking about it takes comfort in Mike (this is post Sugar), Mike provides and everyone is too preoccupied with Puck's attempt at cramming to notice.

On the last episode Mike and Beatrice have a moment alone before Mike walks the stage. The moment leads to more when they end up exchanging spit (make out). They make a deal that if they're both still single when Beatrice graduates they'll get back together. 

Season Four

When the Glee kids join the popular kids after their sectionals win the year prior Beatrice and Brittany use the fact that they're kind of old money popular to keep Kitty and those two other random unnamed Jocks in line. Beatrice also rejoins the Cheerios upon Brittany's request for her to be there her final year. 

Beatrice never bullies or is cruel to Marley but it is a running joke that she doesn't practically like her bc I, god in this universe, don't particularity like Marley.

When Jake is revealed to be a long lost Puckerman there's a reunion. Beatrice and Jake are sort of  awkward at first then become siblingly. She is always team Jake in Jake vs. Ryder but is also "Yk there are other fish in sea" to Jake about Marley

When Marley passed out at sectionals Beatrice steps up and helps her with a sort of "I never had a full disorder but I struggled as well" thing and supports her. 

Bea sort of replaces Sam in cannon as Britanny's lover interest and they go through the whole lovers tango with a pissed off Santana in the mix. She breaks up with Brittany like how Sam does.

Season Five

Bea is a little depressed and cranky after her Brittany break up like Tina in cannon so the boys intervene with her like how they do in cannon. Bea chooses to go with Blaine to prom and calls it "Full Beards". Bree puts Kitty up to sabotaging Bea in in the Prom election and she gets carrie-slushied like Tina does in cannon. She calls Mike after the prom. 

When the ND's loose Nationals and all the old members come back for the reunion Mike and Bea realise that their pact means that they'll be getting back together bc they're both single at this point. Bea sings Paramores "Still Into You" to Mike and they get back together.

(to recap: mike and bea date, break up for like a day in s2, get back together, break up a quarter way into s3. Bea  breifly dates Sugar, Mike has a breif situationsip with Quinn, these are both done by the end of s3, Bea and Mike make a pact that if they are both still single by the time Bea grduates they will get back together. Bea dates Brittany for a bit during s4, Bea and Mike get back together when Bea gradutates.)

Not really much of a plan for 5b and 6, Mike studies dance in New York, Bea studies comedy writing/ acting, they get married post s6.